THE OIL FIELD........

arraya
By arraya
THE OIL FIELD

We work in weird shifts . . . like prostitutes.

They pay you to make the client happy . . . like prostitutes.

The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny . . . like prostitutes.

You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams . . . like prostitutes.

Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you . . . like
prostitutes.

When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed . . . like prostitutes.

But when you go back home it may seem like you are coming back from hell . . . like prostitutes.

The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you . . . like prostitutes.

When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties explaining it . . . like prostitutes.

Everyday when you
wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SH *T". . . like prostitutes.

The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!

If
you know someone in the oil industry, please share this email with them
so they don't feel bad anymore . . . like prostitutes!!!

By Snowstorm• 10 Apr 2008 08:03
Rating: 4/5
Snowstorm

 

not me,

 

i dont work i make people work.....lol 

 

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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By Vegas• 10 Apr 2008 07:04
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By jauntie• 9 Apr 2008 23:54
jauntie

I shall stand a few yards away, in my burkini - hee

By honey• 9 Apr 2008 23:30
Rating: 3/5
honey

I love bikini's and seeing woman wearing them too.. stylish!

By jauntie• 9 Apr 2008 23:28
jauntie

I hate to be left 'wondering' what someone said :D

especially if it's about what a lady looks like in a bikini! lol

By honey• 9 Apr 2008 23:23
honey

thats mean " just kidding girl, dont be mad ok"

By bumblebee• 9 Apr 2008 20:57
Rating: 3/5
bumblebee

Then Qatar is full of prostitutes!! Both on shore and off shore!!

By Vegas• 9 Apr 2008 20:45
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By novita77• 9 Apr 2008 20:42
novita77

vegas ... what do u want me to tell you?

By novita77• 9 Apr 2008 20:40
novita77

lol jauntie  ... you will have to guess that ... !

By Vegas• 9 Apr 2008 20:37
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By jauntie• 9 Apr 2008 20:36
jauntie

bercanda ya jeng jangan marah ?

forgive my ignorance ... I don't know if Novi is being complimented or insulted! lol

By Absolutejaguar• 9 Apr 2008 20:34
Rating: 3/5
Absolutejaguar

I work for the client, in this case Maersk, but it could be RasGas, QP etc, they are the client or operator, people that work for them are the contractors, like Noble, Rowan etc, then you have the service companies like Schlumberger and Halliburton etc.

    You could say that Maersks client is the Qatar goverment or QP, so even we have to look smart. 

By novita77• 9 Apr 2008 20:32
novita77

Whose schedule u referring to?

By honey• 9 Apr 2008 20:32
Rating: 2/5
honey

8.30 pm..time to play ps3..have a nice evening guysss..xox

By thatguy• 9 Apr 2008 20:31
Rating: 3/5
thatguy

what was his schedule... two weeks on two weeks off...

 

thats how they do there schedules in the states... 

 

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just hanging out and watching dvd's with helen keller... kind of a quite night.

By novita77• 9 Apr 2008 20:31
novita77

honey ... i know you 'bercanda'... no worries

By lazydude• 9 Apr 2008 20:30
lazydude

Hey ...All your chatter is disturbing my sleep ....ZZZZZZZZZZ...!!!!

By honey• 9 Apr 2008 20:27
honey

u in bikini novita..heheheh bercanda ya jeng jangan marah ok!

By DaRuDe• 9 Apr 2008 20:25
DaRuDe

 

quuuuuuuuuuuieeeeeeeeeeeeeet

talk about some thing decent you bikini maniacs :/ 

 

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By novita77• 9 Apr 2008 20:23
Rating: 2/5
novita77

i dont do bikini honey ....Lol. In fact i dont do water

By honey• 9 Apr 2008 20:22
honey

novita be careful with your bikini in the ocean..can get some black spot from the oil..there is the connection nov!

By Vegas• 9 Apr 2008 20:12
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By azilana7037• 9 Apr 2008 19:59
Rating: 4/5
azilana7037

and for the entire length of our relationship, I had to adjust to his erratic/unpredictable work schedule...more or less a DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP, where the distance do create strain in the relationship itself...

 

 

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt 

By anonymous• 9 Apr 2008 19:53
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

Bikini near *sea side

 

*sea of oil

 

Live and let live...

By novita77• 9 Apr 2008 19:49
novita77

what bikini got to do with oil?

By Vegas• 9 Apr 2008 19:47
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By anonymous• 9 Apr 2008 19:47
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

who is client?

 

When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed . . . like prostitutes

 

SO DUMB 

By novita77• 9 Apr 2008 19:41
novita77

argh ... silly me.

By DaRuDe• 9 Apr 2008 19:41
Rating: 5/5
DaRuDe

 

 

date of death

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By novita77• 9 Apr 2008 19:38
novita77

what is DOD?

By Vegas• 9 Apr 2008 19:37
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By anonymous• 9 Apr 2008 19:33
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

 http://adbroad.blogspot.com/2008/03/people-who-work-in-advertising-agency.html

 and look at this it the same email but the profession is change

 

 

http://perfectpr.wordpress.com/ 

 

If these are feelings then its better to kill ourselves, we never count our blessings, always greedy dogs

By anonymous• 9 Apr 2008 19:30
anonymous

It looks that you are worst than prostitute, as u have many miseries

Live and let live...

By Absolutejaguar• 9 Apr 2008 19:28
Absolutejaguar

I don't agree with being called a prostitute. Pretty insulting and we make way better money without having to bend over, but then maybe I see it from the client point of view, does that make me a John, lol

 

By 666• 9 Apr 2008 19:23
666

Have read this before. Quite true though

By thexonic• 9 Apr 2008 19:09
Rating: 5/5
thexonic

all jobs r the same, prostitutes have nothing to do with it

 

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No human can stop racism.

By honey• 9 Apr 2008 19:07
Rating: 2/5
honey

the word prostitues sound very extreme to me..

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