Old School JOKES. Student and Teacher

Well These are Old jokes but i still find them funny somehow..

Hope this won't get deleted...

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K LK L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!


TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years
ago.
WILLIE: Me!


TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mothermy Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."