Perception
Women Friends chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
Tinker Now you know HOW I stay strong without getting banned too lol
lol Tinker - for me, No way- I dont login after the sun sets. ;)
Tinker JD will make me banned from QL for life .lol
Bolt u missed it
SAT -India bashing???? Did I miss something good?? :-P
Tinker shhhh dont disturb - am brain storming.
not me Colt! Ask UK... LOL
QL Week Review - so far
Saturday - India bashing
Sunday - Romance, lesbian & PDA day
Monday - :(
oops
lol UK. you haven't read my PM yet. :p
Who's hijacking my thread??? :-P
bubbly your in under bubblymom..now confirm your attendance to me soon..
UK, i'll send you pm in a while. please check in a minute.
LIS you coming to the Halloween party?
Bubbly you sorted out the schedule with you Hubby? What name should use for you in QLSG?
Bromance + Bondage = OMG!!!!
Nowt wrong with a bit of bondage on QL, there's voyeurism on the flies thread...
you crack me up .... :-))
UK - we're gearing up for 28th :-P
and why do you have to mention that Pathan? He's a decent, well-behaved one though ;-)
What is happening here, Getting our YMCA QL village people group together. I got my hat already..
So who are the other three. Colt. LIS and WK?
and stones Colty.... women dont understand a bit of male bondage(sorry bonding!) :0)
Colt thanks for the PM, i will surely get ur fav. Golden Thongs today evening....
I am not getting into ANYTHING where Rizks is, he may beat the crap outta me :-P
bromance? ROFL snessy....
there is NOTHING between LIS and ME, you know you'll ALWAYS be my number one girl ;-)
BFF or bromance...same difference ;-)
Oh no, I am happy to be left out of this love triangle :P
WK there is still way you can enter our male bonding....:)
we are bff - thats all! )0(
Rizks Colt and LIS???
There is way too much male bonding going on for my liking :P
I'm loving the bromance between Colt and LIS...
is your servant male or female? :-(
DO NOT listen to tinker, she fell out the silly tree this morning :-P
I truly mean every word I say ;-)
Colt and u remind me of my servant....:)
Come here baby ! lol
Marie Nagar cha melaya ....Its a Repost... he he he
buddy! :0)
Thanks for bursting my bubble Tinkerbell, there was me thinking he loved me for me :-(
You're my NEW bff :-P
No Rizks I don't love you, you remind me of that Saudi prince who was found guilty recently :-P
Colt - dont listen to these horrible people - re-posts are fun! :0P
I know you do Colt ;-)
Colt do you love me ? :)
Oi I didnt do anything ! :(
I love you too :-P
It started with that bloody Indian Rizks :-P
Why hasn't Colt been banned yet? It's unfair on me having to read such a funny joke again...
He he colt, as per rule being an OP, you should start bashing up everyone who calls a post "REPOST" :-)
'Ang him .. Hang him high !
Reposters should be Electrocuted ! :)
You want me to repost it???? again??? :-P
Repost repost repost :-))
your mind still in Spain Colt? :) maybe you're missing a senyorita there ei? aye caramba! :)
O' worthy ones :-(
Oh Colt! Aren't you a silly sausage for reposting? You should be banned forever and ever now!
Makes me cry everytime......
morning everybody, hey colty whyd you snip off the juicy bits....
kalb who?
nice joke
good one i liked it
boring ,trivial & silly.
Hey colt, do u know the above joke was posted on QL while u were on vacation to SPAIN...:)))..Infact it was posted for many times during that period..:D
Thanks for sharing it again...:))
So Colt where did you go last night for a candlelit dinner??
The man is always right.. There is an explanation for every thing!
good morning!
Tinku tell him were to search...he might go outside his house and search the green municipality waste skip....:(
tink, you know lazy a55es don't do that search thing.. :P
hmmm LOL.. :P
hehehe rizks kalbo
and why would I know that? I don't do a search before posting :-(
Morning kalbo, how was your weekend? ;-)
This was posted B4 ! :(
Wake up Colty ! Morning u lazy bum.