Perfect Husband...
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
I've been waiting for a man like that in 50 years of my life, where'd he go?
"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches you a lesson profit from it then, forget it.
There is no use of crying over spelt milk"
SHEIKH *********************************************I,
whaaaaattttt???? that stupid guy with my husband's phone.... it was me on the other line and i bought everything. lol!
its my pleasure lei,
iam calling you as short name LEI, is it ok
Thank you...
he's the perfect impostor! funny :-)
this one is a really nice one.
keep it up
I would've given my wife all that she requested....."if i would've got someone's credit card..!! LOL
~noms~
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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein
lucky her for that mistake
I am that husband....lols
dEV,
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!...... ;-)
poor real husband
Excellent! Love it! :)))
Lolxxxx...Poor wife::P
OMG..
miss sammy i need to find also the guy...LOL
Really a nice one
lolz...
Thats it!...I'm divorcing my husband ...right here..right now...
btw..where can i find this guy?..:)
"There is no need to be further hurt by the unpleasant event after it is over."