The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?
" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Tommy, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
IN THAT WAY I NEED TO SAY "SHAKING HANDS WITH OVERLOADED EMPLOYEE"
Years ago, when I started working. My boss was a very old guy. On the first day, we were sitting chatting, when he said "Excuse me, I have to go shake hands with the unemployed' and left the office for a few minutes.
It took me a few days to comrehend what he was talking about..
end of story ;>
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how would the girl respond: i hope you like "shaking hands" with your friend coz i dont wanna meet him!!!!
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"And think not you can direct the course of love, for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course" -Khalil Gibran
some good shyt lol. funny
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Considering Tommy to be a girl and had to answer the same question, how would she put it???
The wise person has long ears and a short tongue.
I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? be back in 5 minutes, I need to speak to a very dear friend of mine, whom I wish to introduce to your friend after dinner."
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and how are girls going to answer that
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