Prison vs. Job
-"Which one will you choose????"
Prison vs. Job
IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
IN PRISON
You get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .
IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..
AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .
IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON
you get your own toilet .
AT WORK
you have to share .
IN PRISON
They allow your family andfriends to visit.
AT WORK
you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Humm?
Which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for.........
Kill your Boss & go to prison
Ahh.. Mod Uncles is a great idea.. OK, I'm in.. But who are the Mod Uncles?
See getting Grt Come Lets Plan...........
Very good idea ;)
Nope Visper we will plan a big Event for Kidnapping lets Kidnap......MOd uncles.. thn..sure we will b put behind bars......
LOl FathimaH.. No wonder why you're offering your daughter..
I can offer you my daughter,Visper. Except you might return her back faster than you can say "ransom" =D
I am seriously thinking of a crime.. Kidnapping?? Who will i kidnap??
ghlaz u r welcome...lets have a big group now.........
I was working as a newspaper delivery boy and for six years (every morning), I had the opportunity to mingle with female prisoners in our national penitentiary for women (Women correctional).
Judging by the way they live and "enjoy" their life inside, I would say prison is good. But by talking to them, you'll feel the "other side" of the story.
Of course it's a different story for those convicted with heinous crimes, they need to realize what they did is really wrong! The best I could do is shake their hands, and that's already a luxury!
Can we also bring our laptops and have internet access?? To keep in touch to QL and my farms in FB.. :D
I want to join the company also :)
Done deal Visper lest rock the jail...,lol
We have lots of fun to do behind bars afrin.. We can talk all day, then we'll make the jail guard crazy.. hahahaha.. make sure u bring ur hair styler set, manicure/pedicure set.. I'll bring lots of fashion magazines, make up kit and we'll decorate the cell colorful.. :D
as i am bored of Working let me a give a try behind the bars...also.. and i have visper to accompany me..so..lets have fun...visper..lol
Old is Gold :)
i am watching endless love in gma, and for the nth times i see myself crying again... :(
No, i don't watch that Ruby.. But i watched the Mexican version before..
In Prison you can be abused by lots burly prisoners.
In work you get shafted by surly workmates :O(
visper not yet otherwise the series will end prematurely and what about alejandro? lol glad you watch that show too manood ka din ng endless love maganda sya...
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Ruby, kill Maribel.. :D
now that you mentioned it prison sounds promising hehehe now what crime should i commit?
I'll pass.. I don't work anyways ;)
eghhhhhhh.... NO to prison, i prefer WORK... cause aftr work i can go home, to meet my family... in prison , wen r v goin to c thm.. once in a month?? ohhhhhhhhh ...
prisons are underrated
He did not mention the down points about prison!
Prison>
1.Your neighbor stabs you for your free cake at lunch.
2. Your room mate calls you his girlfriend to everyone else around you.
3. when the lights go out, He makes you his girlfriend.
4. your toilet is right by your bed.
5. your boss carries a gun and a club and uses them on you for stepping out of line.
I'll give it a try.. hahaha
Just remember my psycho patient..
I don't think you will like it Visper!
Put me behind bars now.. ;)
Fishey how about prisoners bieng subjected to serious mental and physical abuse?,not to mention sleep deprivation ad many other things? obviously anyone would choose to take a job instead!
i ll take job
I was a nurse in one of the highest security prisons in Europe for over 4 years before moving out here and what you have said is awful, isn't it! Why??? Because it's ALL TRUE! Every bit of it. And they say crime doesn't pay...Ha what a joke.