Prison vs Work

coolio78
By coolio78

If you ever get these two environments confused, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON.... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK.... you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON.... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON.... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.... you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.... you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON.... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.... you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK.... you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK.... they're called managers.

By TexGary• 5 Jun 2008 13:33
TexGary

I'm still learning the personalities here.

shafazal - GOOD POINT!!

By shafazal• 5 Jun 2008 13:31
shafazal

One thing is common though you don't want to go to either place!!!

By anonymous• 5 Jun 2008 13:30
anonymous

it is not worth commenting on his comments and I don't know if this guy has any friends. lol lol

By TexGary• 5 Jun 2008 13:27
TexGary

I don't know where you work, but I'm glad it isn't in my office...

By anonymous• 5 Jun 2008 13:18
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

In prison and at work one can masturbate regularly....

Dont use foul language...... Qatari ban texgary ....

By TexGary• 5 Jun 2008 13:09
Rating: 5/5
TexGary

between prison and work though, is that when you are not in prison then you can have s*e*x* voluntarily...when you are in prison, I don't think you always get your choice of partners...lol

By abohmaid• 5 Jun 2008 13:01
abohmaid

nice..........thanks

By anonymous• 5 Jun 2008 12:59
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

WILL SURELY FORWARD THIS TO MY MANAGERS....

L O L

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