Proposal Letter
Madam: 
"I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram.
Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Kerala.
I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly.
I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller.
Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running.
Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man.
I am always laughing loudly at everyone.
I am a jolly gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.
I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.
That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits.
I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else.
Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my
pants are always open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.
What to do?
So I am taking things into my own hands everyday.
That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day.
In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come.
So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope.
I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation."
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours Pajju
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http://hem.com.np/2009/02/06/a-funny-proposal-letter-by-a-south-indian/
lol brite wat time u sleep ?
hold on..hold on! :)
Dracy, haven't you found yet the letter reply of madam? Perhaps Paj still pressing her and getting tired of pumping dumb belles in the gym...
poor pajju :)
I am still curious about the "six inches long"..
Is that pre or post cold shower ??
lol u bloody QLers :) ... am really tired :)
Almost? Were you adjudged IN by the 3rd Vampire?
A "chirpy cricket" and a "vampire bat" what a combination! LOL lethal weapon!
Where are these other dumb belles?
What did the madam reply :)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
shhhh..he's looking for me with a cricket bat!
LOOOOOOOL!!! I can't stop laughing now! Poor Pajju! I wonder how he reacts to this.
Drac is that Original?
Pajju, ill be waiting for the invitation :)
pajju, youre getting married? you already divorced apple?
"Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night"
Where did you get pajju's private letter ?
poor pajju; easy target:))
hahhahah! can't stop laughing on this one :D
it's the trip...not the destination...
lol Drac.. if you have more, post it..
"Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night"
well agree to that thalibo...today is 27 oct 2009 but pajju here has so many surprises to us..from avatar to a confirm wedding..i can't wait what's next..maybe you have a new haircut and lots of shaving aren't you as a new look?
lol thalim .. ok guys be right back .. our QL member smoke waiting for me to near my flat :)
Aishwarya Rai getting married with Pajju of QL?
YES..The "8 World Wonder"!
one big kallan..... new avatar,,,, marriage..... is dracula the caterer for the wedding...(non-veg ofcourse)..?
lol .. just join n see // i dunno how i explain to u now :P
lols..pajju so you mean this wedding of yours is equal to the 8 wonders of the world?what's in your wedding that boost this much????
if u miss .. really u miss the the 8 wonder of the world :)
hahahhaah Drac lol :))))))))))))))))
hahaha surely!!!i will never miss this chance..wink*
...centimeters not inch :)
chinx_lady .. i send u allready my invitation card .. plzz be there and witness :P
lol Drac wrong .. my inch is 10 :)
lol :-D
really pajju?i'll be glad to witness your grand wedding..hope to be so soon!
"six foot tall and six inches long"..that's Pajju! :p
jervis poda .. lol :)
chinx_lady PM me ur number and mail ID .. wanna send u invitation card :P
best wishes to you pajju and your soon to be wife..lols...:)
lol u bloody drac :)