The Puzzle
By sebichanmjose •
You drive a bus from Doha Central to Al Khor. At the first bus stop, 33 people get in. At the second bus stop, 7 more people get in, and 11 passengers step off. At the third bus stop, 5 passengers step off and 2 people get in. After one hour, the bus arrives in Al Khor.
Can you Please tell me the name of the bus driver???
soniya...ignore him....as u know the great lemontree says that growing old doesnt warrant growing up
lostinspace, wk, colt, lemon and few more QL friends of mine, kindly take a look at the below link where HERBERT UNCLE has really lost his mind today..I didn't do nething to him and i got harsh words from him in return..DON'T KNOW Y?? kindly u people decide who is wrong?
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/1209755
Please be careful as your mouth is making threats that your old body cannot handle. Your comments made earlier to Sonyia were disgusting and that its why i commented.
keep up the fight!!
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So you are not going to meet in real life. Do yourself a favour and stick to abusing in virtual world or you will embarrass yourself again. Bloody faggot.
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So you will not come Herbie darling??
We can meet outside Ramada at 7:45 if you have any moral issues in entering a bar. Sounds good?
The void between your ears is taking in too much hot air that is now coming out of your mouth!
Thats your aukadh, bevdey. Name Lafanga. Hobbies: Drinking and talking sh*t. Personality : disclosed after getting drunk. What more to say of you yaar, chalo jaane do bi yaar. Yehi kaafi hai.
Are Herbert jaaneman bata to de aayegi ya nahin shaam ko??
Banda Intezar hi na karta reh jaye ;)
Dracula rise from the grave to help Qlers for true identity parade at Abu hamour cemetry or which ever after dark.
You said starting with me and yet you are not starting?? LOL..
If you really want to meet me, I will be in Orion Bar from 8 to 11. It is very quiet around 8 so just shout lafanga loudly aur banda hazir ho jayega :)
One more thing, abusing is very easy but You don't become a tough guy by abusing ;)
When it comes to true identity, Agar gaand mey dhum hai tho first you reveal with tel. no. and after confirmation the rest will follow, starting with me. Chalo, maidan mey ajao.
Herbert Dsilva how about you starting with this real identity thing, how about practicing what you preach?
Gudone.... kya karu???? Ente pizha, ente pizha, ente valiya pizhaaaaaa... ngheeeeeeeeee....
to be a PC technician :-/
The title of this thread should be;
"The Pest and the Pesticides".
ohh sebi ur puzzle has taken wrong turn....
First of all you SOB, declare your true identity, then ask who I am. I am not what has been posted, you idiots. How easily you all have been fooled. Just as you all have posted hifi profiles. The CV was given to me by a friend to post in QL to help somebody out with a job.
who is driving the bus now???
My time is up! Bye.. :-)
Mr. DAMIAN G. MASCARENHAS
Address: Phone :( +91-22)2790 5412.
Flat # 412, B Wing, ‘D’Bldg, Mobile: 0- 9869 369 725 / 9699 486 230.
Parivar CHS, Nehru Nagar,
E-mail: damian9282/-a-t-/gmail.com
Kanjurmarg (E), Mumbai- 400 042. damian_a29/-a-t-/indiatimes.com
AREAS OF CAREER
Customer Support Engineer.
Sr.Service Engineer.
Maintenance Engineer.
Technical Support Manager.
EDUCATION: MBA (Pursuing), BCA, DE (Electronics).
Masters Degree in Business Administration – D.D.E. College, Pursuing,
Madurai Kamaraj University, Madurai.
Bachelor Degree of Computer Application – D.D.E. College, 2nd Class (59.93%),
Madurai Kamaraj University, Madurai, November – 2005.
Diploma in Electronics Engineering, L & T Institute of Technology,1st Class (67.22%),
Maharashtra State Board of Technical Examination, Mumbai, March – 2002.
High School – (S.S.C.- English Medium ), St. Joseph’s High School, Distinction (76.53%),
Maharashtra State Board of Secondary Examination, Mumbai, March – 1998.
Technical Training:
• Implant Training in Electronics Engineering
Maharashtra State Board of Technical Examination, Mumbai, 6 months (Jun 2000 – Dec 2000) &
6 months (Dec 2001 – May 2002).
• Apprenticeship in Electronics Engineering.
Board of Apprenticeship Training, Mumbai, 11 months,
LANGUAGES KNOWN
English, Hindi, Marathi, Konkani.
Medium of instruction is English.
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Passport Details:
Valid Passport # A9710037 Issued /-a-t-/ Mumbai on 04/06/2001 & Expiry on 03/06/2011.
Driving:
Four Wheeler with R.T.O. (Mumbai), Valid License # MH03 20080048782
Professional Experience
• APLAB Limited (Mumbai).
05 August 2003 till date.
Designation: Senior Engineer.
Banking Automation Group.
Maintenance of PC Based Power Reader Encoder Machines, Cheque Scanners of CTS (ITALY), High-speed image capture with power encoder of PANINI (ITALY), Cheque Depository Machines & Information Kiosks used by Banks.
Working as Group Leader.
Installation of Specialized DOS & WINDOWS based Software.
Configure both CPU with Software & Caliber the hardware accordingly.
Technical Explanation of Software & Machines at Customer end.
Demonstration of Machines & Software with Sales Coordinators.
Maintenance of Software & Hardware for Smooth Functioning.
Initial Training to operator for operating Machines with updated Software if any.
Regular follow up for Machine & software A.M.C.
After Sales Strong Service Support via online & onsite visit.
Consumable & Machine Sales follow up for Continuous Business to Company.
• ABB Limited (Mumbai).
05 September 2002 to 05 August 2003.
Designation: Diploma Trainee Engineer.
Testing Department.
Testing of main module & power supply modules of Alpha meter prints.
HV, Megger & Burn-in testing of AFTC (Audio Frequency Tracking Circuit) used by Indian Railways.
Assembling and testing of circuits.
• LARSEN & TOUBRO LIMITED (Mumbai).
June 2000 to December 2000 & December 2001 to May 2002.
Designation: Implant Trainee
Projects & Manufacturing Department.
Assisting the Project Manager as an active member of the team on projects like 4 HI CRM for SPS Ltd., Pune & Terminal Automation for IOC Ltd., Tuticorin.
Creating the entire cable schedule & system drawings for the 4 HI CRM project.
Preparing the bar charts, configuration diagrams & negotiating with different vendors and evaluating the quotations sent by them for the Terminal Automation Project.
Assisting the senior engineers in testing of PLC’s & AC/DC Drives.
Handling the material management through SAP.
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PERSONAL DETAILS
Religion : Roman Catholic.
Mother tongue : English.
Gender : Male.
Nationality : Indian.
Domiciled : Maharashtra.
Birth Date : 09th February 1982.
Declaration: I hereby certify that all the statement briefed above is true to the best of my knowledge.
Place: Mumbai.
Dated:
(Mr. Damian G. Mascarenhas)
hahaha.. wht a looser this guy is. Blablu terrific job buddy :)
is english... poor confused fellow
Enikku vayya.... hahaha...
Hehe.. Thankyu Thankyu !!
He dont have one beee !!! LOL
absolute class!!! adipoli timing...
lol Blablu , take me too with you. I will crush his balls with a hammer
WK... am still far behind of a dozen puzzles.. lol...
ROFL.. Thanks for the joke CID Herbert. (someone play the james bond title song for him bleeez)
'FOR INVESTIGATION'
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know who we are you scare monger??? Shut up idiot! PM me your contact details.. i ll come personally and meet you.. You don't need to do any effing investigation.
Mone Babluuuu... Vendaaa.....
Herbert teri tou watt lag gayi maamu.......tou aids ka marreez hogaya........tereku na zameen khayegi na aasman niglega.
is 56 to 65 and still working as a secretary... need anything more be said?
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Do you want me to post the links to all 5?
Mindaandiriyado avide!! (Shut up and sit there !! )
All of you are sick and simply wasting your time on QL talking sh*t. I wonder what thrill you all get talking sh*t all the time. Empty vessels I guess. First of all reveal your true identity which I am going to suggest to MOD, then let's see if you all will hang around on QHL = Qatar Healthy Living. You dont know who I am but I have been monitoring the exchanges on various threads and will soon pull you up, one by one, for investigation.
Just three puzzles... and u guys say .. am flooding???
sebichanmjose relax, you have flooded the site with your puzzles. So what if one out of a dozen went offtrack.
A dolt with his preachings.. lol.. Get a frisking life you old scorn!
MODSSSS..... Bachaoooooooo.......
HERBERT is that clear now? go jump a well now you D/ck
Herbert uncle u better live doha....You should be sacked from every social site man........you are not at all capable of interacting on these kind of sites.......why are you so worried of her......just mind your own business........just wondering no doubt you are leaving doha may be due to these kind of ugly comments which u are making about women.......remember u too have a hole which can be poled.
Herbert uncle u better live doha....You should be sacked from every social site man........you are not at all capable of interacting on these kind of sites.......why are you so worried of her......just mind your own business........just wondering no doubt you are leaving doha may be due to these kind of ugly comments which u are making about women.......remember u too have a hole which can be poled.
After reading all your comments till date Herbert Dsilva, you are a sick fcuk. Seek some treatment and maybe you will get better.
Soniya ignore this idiot.
Stop fighting on my threads... u morons...
Soniya has a mind of her own, she doesn't need your obsolete mind to tell her what she should do and not do.
You're a fcuking disrespectful old cock, who doubles up as a hypocrite too. Firstly you talk to filth to her and then you have the audacity to give her advice?
It's too late for you already, you should have been long gone from here by now!
lol..Herbert u crossbreed , would you have born if they had not invaded India?
Your identity shows you as one. You need to be in HELL.
QL is getting worse day by day...
HAVE YOU READ THE MSG FROM HERBERT DSILVA ......HE WAS REFERRING IT TO YOU..........HOW CUM THIS KIND OF PEOPLE ARE LIVING ON EARTH.....WHO DONT KNOW TO RESPECT THE WOMEN......SHIT SCEENE.
Don't hide your identity, you SOB.
LOl Now he turns a priest there/ idiot
I will be gone soon for good from Doha and QL. My last piece of advice to you is to stay away from this type of social networking sites which will eventually one day land you in trouble, no matter how good and innocent you are, you can't be so sure of the opposite side. Things have happened in the past where innocent females have been misunderstood and fallen into trouble out of no fault of theirs. One day they'll get you when it will be too late.
Blablu This MF is a big mouth out here who has no repect the users.
Common bee.. Its all cos of his age. He is desperate at this point of age as well.. lol..
HERBERT you betta behave to the females out here. am sure you have one at home, do you talk to her also about holes and poles?
herbert uncle, though you are quite older than me but i am the oldest member of QL than u..so obviously many knows me here...
Kindly don't use the abusive or harsh words for a woman...thnx.
its mowasalat bus driver.........
"Some of them are really bad and wicked." !!!
blablu, i was fine before but when you asked about my wellbeing, I M NOT FEELING WELL now..(cos of jee)....hehee
okk soniya.. noted...
How are you? :P
sebi, first stop putting JI...QL members are well aware of my anger whoever has used the word JEE for me..lolzz..search it on QL or rizk will tell it to u..
rizk bro, tell sebi about my JEE pblm..
Soniyaji, risks is there wid da answer ...
sebi, QL is flooded with your puzzles today...I can't hold on my patience anymore for answer so start answering now...lol
yes, me!
is this a brain teaser again i thought the question is how many total passengers
Rizks... hahaha... lol..
Soniya he is not tat smart.....lol
"You drive a bus from Doha Central to Al Khor"....hence the answer is oneself who ever is reading this.
And i thought you'l be asking how many passengers finally get in/off?? lol
OMG..not again..
sebischanmjose - The great Mallu Driver....:)