Qatar airline flight attendants make safety
Occasionally airline flight attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety lecture a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position. There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways out of this airplane Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments. We do feature a smoking section on this flight if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane. Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately. Pilot -Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as youwish, but please stay inside the plane till we land .it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern. And, after landing Thank you for flying Qatar Airways 5 star Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve luggage from the overhead bins. The head attendant announced on the intercom, This aircraft is equipped with a video surveillance system that monitors the cabin during taxiing. Any passengers not remaining in their seats until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop at the gate will be strip-searched as they leave the aircraft.?
Rules are a guideline for intelligent people, but they must be adhered to by idiots.
NOT SURE WHERE TO TURN?
Original thought is like original sin.Both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.?
There is no security on these earth. only opportunity
Dont fly and complain if you can not afford to go, the standard of service in Roach is what you pay for, you want cheap flight. you get cheap service. but as i stated great service always in Business Class from the checking in to the arrival, good work girls
Rules are a guideline for intelligent people, but they must be adhered to by idiots.
and ofcourse turn all the lights off on an 8 hour day flight.......good old Qatar Airways!At least we see less of the sour puss trolley dollies.....
and only the dirty rotten filthy stinkin' rich rodents travel business class ;p
Rules are a guideline for intelligent people, but they must be adhered to by idiots.
jf... in business class, girls offer great service indeed... in economy class...its none of their business...:D... they just have to fill the place...
OK
Rules are a guideline for intelligent people, but they must be adhered to by idiots.
Difference of opinion is helpful in religion.
Jackfrost Who is your dad
Rules are a guideline for intelligent people, but they must be adhered to by idiots.
All this humor can sometimes be encountered on western airlines, never in Qatar Airways.
Qatar Airways ‘crew doesn’t interact with passengers. It's all about work and rushing the service!
No time and no culture to pull a joke!
Yup, Orville and Wilber laughed when they heard the same announcements!
Mandi
what is strp-search
guess who was that pilot was