On the road with Britexpat
By chocoholic •
While on a car trip, Britexpat and his wife stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, Mrs. Britexpat left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss them until they were back on the highway.
By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around. Brit fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant, cursing under his breath and muttering about lost time, inconvenience, etc etc.
When they finally arrived at the restaurant, as Mrs. Britexpat got out of the car to retrieve her glasses, Brit yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat, too."
"DANYOF"
(Device for Amplifying the Noise of Your Own Farts")
chocoholic. your a true cookie
britexpat.. your funny dude
I heard that - Pardon ?
An aging, but mentaly fit Smoke goes for a annual check-up with his wife tagging along.
The doctor says, "We'll need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
Smoke , being a little hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife shouts back , "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR."
Dracula and Britexpat were enjoying breakfast at Paul Cafe one morning. Drac noticed something funny about Brit's ear. He said, "Brit did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
"What? A suppository?" He pulled it out and stared at it. Then he said: "Drac, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
Excellent Idea!
Excellent.
Hail Dracula !
Dracula you mean from a German to an English man with just a change of Hat? From a Nazi to a comedian with just change of a hat..Wow that is deep!
A hat can change a man!
Another brit in the wall!
Old age is catching up me old boy britexpat!
Rizks and Khanan went to the fair and wanted to ride in the old airplane. But it was 100 Riyals.
They discussed it again and again, but Rizks said , "look, 100 riyals is a hundred riyals"
The pilot (Chocoholic) overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's 100 Riyals."
Rizks and Khanan agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. She does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
They land and the pilot turns to Rizks, "Jesus Christ, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Rizks replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Khanan fell out, but 100 riyals is a 100 royals."
LmaO britey ! hehehe
haha, a hundred riyals trick:)
the pilot could be rizks cousin. his willing to break his plane with all the stunts just for a hundred riyals:)
oh NO! Khanan didn't fall out! I'm sure he thought doing parachute jumping was better than sitting like a mouse!
that's why men are called husbands:)
l0l..brItExpAt iS aN oLd & funNy duDe.
what happened to the Cuban shotputter
Khattak... ..... britey yells coz of his Old age not coz he has Guts....:(
Britex really has some guts to yell at his wife :P
That was really lucky that they went back otherwise they would have lost the hat too.
OMG brit has an old lady?? I thought he was single and ready to jingle with the chinese dolls at Ramada :P
lets wait for the riposte
nice one... :)
lol chocoholic
OMG stare to brit
Regards!!
Who is brickexpat?
Rizks I'm not sure if same-sex staring is acceptable.
Will consult with the experts Khanan and DaRuDe.
i waj starring at britey ! :(
Rizks, it's impolite to stare :P
Serious stare