SEND ME SOME JOKES PLS....

bakod
By bakod

AM SAD, CAN ANY BODY SEND ME JOKES?

By Bisaya Ako• 18 Mar 2009 18:17
Bisaya Ako

HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet bowl.

HUSBAND: How does that help?

WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

By mohammadsarwar• 14 Mar 2009 05:59
mohammadsarwar

ho ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

By angelzeth08• 14 Mar 2009 02:40
angelzeth08

What do you call to a FLEA on top a man's bald head? Well " homeless ".....bwahahahaha....

By angelzeth08• 14 Mar 2009 02:36
angelzeth08

Why is it that bald people cannot swim together in a swimming pool? It will look funny because they look like a fried SQUID BALLS!!!!!

By vmakunhi• 14 Mar 2009 00:14
vmakunhi

what makes u sad my dear? QL everyone expected to be happy and dance, so come on man, get up and just dangle with us.

By mmanisha8• 13 Mar 2009 23:43
mmanisha8

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah.laugh now.

By SolidSnake9• 13 Mar 2009 23:19
SolidSnake9

spoon feeding? here you go sir.. (http://www.jokes.com/)

By aijazuddin• 13 Mar 2009 23:06
Rating: 5/5
aijazuddin

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....

That makes me Newton per meter squared......

since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!

By hi2ueverybody• 13 Mar 2009 22:41
Rating: 4/5
hi2ueverybody

haa...ha...ha

By anonymous• 13 Mar 2009 22:38
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

Here you go-

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/398300

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