Shocking answers by sardarji..
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate
DharamRaj told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
DharamRaj said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd,
etc...."
DharamRaj lets him in without another word.
You are smarter than sardarJi, when do you like to enter the swarg, and please transfer all your monies, properties to WhyteKnight for his marraige and ticket home.
what is a Sardarji?
no laughs .. surely smiles:)
well i tried to laugh... lol
pri: the reason behind that Sardarji is famous superstar & everyone wants to target him.
Best Example: Our SONIYA JEEE mandi had targeted her yesterday.
yah its ok..no one will mind it..like how i m taking it..lolzz
But soniya it was not joke....incident just happened & I wrote about it
It's true....nice observation. But u will agree that sardarji always love the friends & people close to them.
omg, hahhahaha...gud one..
My sardar friend just now was chatting with one of friend (girl) & his brother at same time. He wanted to write something flirting in chat box of his friend....but as usual by mistake he wrote in his brothers chat box who got surprised with the message.......haa ha....
ritesh, actually SARDARS are aggressive by nature..They can't hold on their emotions and sentiments for long..And thus it results in mistake always...
yah, coz i m half sardar..lolzzzzzzzzzz
soniya is correct sardarji are jovial, funny in nature but they have the trait of doing some stupid mistakes which are funny....it is an personnel experience. Rest of All they are kind hearted & loving people
ooh, really?
pri, its just coz they r jovial by nature and take everything sportingly..
i wonder why sardarji is always targeted?
Sardar jokes r always funny..
good
thanks you for sharing
hmm... dharmraj will never question any1 aftr tht...
clever, but not convincing :)
Hmmmmm... bit boring that one ....
galloper,
the question is 2nd only no others,22nd is different from 2nd ok
but its too old joke...for me..........
so smart ;D
really smart.
However I would ask: how about the 22nd of each month?? is that a second too, right??
If that counts then the proper answer should be a year has 24 seconds, right??
Regards!!
he he he he he .........clever sardarji :-)