Smart Wife!!!

kskumar_77
By kskumar_77

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband
Allen
============ =========
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses
Instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items....... ....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart
-------------------------------------------
Source: E-Mail

By britexpat• 17 Jan 2011 18:34
britexpat

Grand-dame...

Hope she feels better soon :O)

By pennie• 17 Jan 2011 16:21
pennie

Brilliant...really made me smile..just what I need on this very wet,rainy day in Blighty,while caring for very poorly Mum!!!!!!!!!

By aslam ali• 17 Jan 2011 15:56
aslam ali

please i also 55679112

By consciouseffort• 17 Jan 2011 15:54
consciouseffort

Wives r smarter than husbands' expectations hahahaha

By siyan• 17 Jan 2011 15:35
siyan

Then

By dota• 17 Jan 2011 15:04
dota

mods?

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 15:00
anonymous

Name.

By Colt45• 17 Jan 2011 14:52
Colt45

Phlegm (Pronounced "flame" with a Gujju accent :-P)

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:49
anonymous

Aim

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:49
anonymous

colt

can't resist, i always forget all the manners going through industrial area :P

By Arien• 17 Jan 2011 14:48
Arien

Kskumar got one email account today , finally. He is getting all forwards of the stone ages now.

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:48
anonymous

Frame.

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:48
anonymous

Fame

By Colt45• 17 Jan 2011 14:47
Colt45

hmm... i saw that, don't highlight the fact that I'm an early comer (c*mmer) now :-P

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:47
anonymous

Fame.

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:47
anonymous

Dame.

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:46
anonymous

Oh damn devil!

Ok Colt I came after you...lol

By ghazalz• 17 Jan 2011 14:46
ghazalz

aaaaaaaaaaaach chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:46
anonymous

Mane. (And I'm not thinking of Rizks).

By Colt45• 17 Jan 2011 14:45
Colt45

how many times do I have to tell you, NO SPITTING on public forum :-(

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:44
anonymous

aaaaaaaaaaaakh tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:44
anonymous

I Love This Game :)

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:43
anonymous

Came...

By Colt45• 17 Jan 2011 14:42
Colt45

came!!!! phew!!! :-P

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:40
anonymous

Flan, sorry, flame.

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:40
anonymous

Gem (Pronounced with a Gujju accent :-P)

By britexpat• 17 Jan 2011 14:39
britexpat

Tame

By painther• 17 Jan 2011 14:38
painther

tame

By ghazalz• 17 Jan 2011 14:37
ghazalz

Shame

By roseflower• 17 Jan 2011 14:32
roseflower

same

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:31
anonymous

Blame

By anonymous• 17 Jan 2011 14:29
anonymous

Game

By baldrick2dogs• 17 Jan 2011 14:25
baldrick2dogs

Lame

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