Smile - Pregnant out of wedlock
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You shag her again."
Good one rofl
It's always the small things that make big differences.
I wish it was!
Ours is built for summer living (no insulation).
On Sunday we had temperatures that didn't go above 4C, were down to -5C on Sunday night and on Monday it snowed!
If you mean in respect of house prices, they are cheap compared to the UK or Qatar although in our area prices have steadied as there is too much available.
Luckily, we are in a village on the coast that has a limited number of building "plots" left.
dont be cheeky ... nite Hashin.
'start fresh' you mean all the good will I had before it is gone now?
i said 'move on'. We start afresh now?
why is Turkish property considered so hot?
have you forgiven me?
DAGOC for a time but not since 2004.
I came on QL after I left Qatar
hashin ... i met dweller and the wife when we had a holiday in Turkey
for the games.... or u mean you came on QL after you left Qatar?
dweller you car very popular in Turkey, especially knowing the cost of fuel in Turkey.
been in Turkey all the time I have been on this forum, apart from a 3 month spell in Abu Dhabi
you are in Turkey.. effendhem...
My main car is suitable for and very popular in Turkey.
It's a Fiat Doblo diesel. I bet they don't sell them in Qatar.
so I guess this story you narrated happened on a Friday then
I only use the Ferrari on Fridays. I use the Rolls or Bentley the rest of the week.
dweller, do you drive a Ferrari?
lol
haha!!good 1
GOOdah! LOL!
"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches you a lesson profit from it then, forget it."
hahahaha bloomin' men!
nice one! funny in a practical sense....
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