some funny jokez4 u guyz
By gucci boy27 •
Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
nice jokes soniya
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Wife calls mom:“He fought with me again. I am coming to you.” Mom:“No darling, he needs to pay for his mistake, I am coming.”
Q. If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A. The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.(no offence please,its just a joke)
A man was weeping next to a grave, “Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life.”
Priest: For whom do you mourn so deeply? Your child, mother, wife or girlfriend?
Man: My wife’s first husband.
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea.
“I wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me nervous.”
“My Billy used to do the same thing,” the older woman replied.
“But I broke this habit – I hid his teeth.”
thn hav u got inside the mortuary.... in memory losss...
i forgot that i was in hospital :)
how much did u pay..or u forgot 2 pay??
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
thank u thank u thank u Q1
gud gud gud one
Cute secretry came angrily out of BOSS cabin.. Girl2 - wat happend? SHE - he askd R U free 2nite? I said YA & that RA**AL gav me 50 pags 2 type
Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night . . Tintumon: so.. you came after I slept..?
lol .. britexpat...
Gudone .. you seems to rocking and in good mood today .. thanks for sharing some gud jokes ...
I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said 'Thyroid problem?'
omg this is hilarious joke gud1.i like it.
heights of 'OH SH**' lik situation.A guy tak a blade n writes his girlfriend name on his forearms n makes a spelling mistake..!!:
nice i cannot leave it but i love it,
r u mentioning anythin 2 me??
Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good collector of antiques.Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife..:D)) HAHHAHAHA
A sweet demand by a kid.A kid was beaten up by his mom.Dad came n asked "Wat hapend son" Kid said "i cant adjust wid ur wife anymore ,I want my own..:D
gudone its gud one.
Husband: If I die, will you remarry......?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry...?Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister...!!.:D..
this is very bad term... not fair. offensive to many.
On an old man's shirt was written a cute sentence!`I am not 60yrs old. I am sweet 16 with 44 yrs experience
Lady: Dr. plz call my husband inside.
Dr: Trust me, I`m a gentleman.
Lady: No Dr. ur nurse is sitting outside alone & my husband is not a gentlman...lolz lolz...
Nigger? !!!!!! WTF your not allowed to use that term!
this is nice and good.
A Nigger sent an SMS to his pregnant wife.
A couple of seconds later the Nigger received a report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: "Delivered".
Sardar's Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Sardar : You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Niceeee........ :)
A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lion's Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much?
Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion.
this is only a joke, i dont have any girl friends so no need to panic
hahahaaa hms heard b4 but was nice to read the last line.
the definition of stress, anxiety and panic,
When wife is pregnant : stress.
When girl friend is pregnant : anxiety.
when both are pregnant : Panic,
gucboy the joke was tht u put donkey in bracket tht made me laugh.lol
hahahahahha good ones in this room... keep them coming peoples.
but not getting anything in my mind now hms,u guys do and we will enjoy reading thm.
A Russian's ass (donkey) went missing. Russian was praying and thanking God.
A Sardar saw him and asked, "Your ass is missing; Why are thanking God?"
Russian: I am thanking Him because I wasn't riding the ass at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.
shoot your Jokes as well, Today is the JOKES DAY
drac nice one
A panda walks into a tavern and orders a burger. He finishes, pulls out a gun, shoots the bartender and leaves.
The waitress goes after him and asks why he did this. He says, I'm a panda, google it.
Google comes back with "Panda, a black and white bear in China.
Subsists only on bamboo.
Eats shoots and leaves.
thx guyz but still i have more 2 post 4 ur day 2day lol
A Drunk man points towards sky and asks another drunk: Is it sun or moon?
Second Drunk: I can't say what it is, because I am also new in the town.
gucci boy the last one
good jokes for grinn.....
Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.
Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.
American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!
:))
ok
A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.
Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?
Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.