some jokes for u QL
Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed.
-The Married man comes home,takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator!
Parent: How did you write your exam?
Son: they have given the questions which I don't know. So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!
Decent girls open a few buttons in a hot atmosphere.. .
But smart girls open a few buttons to make the atmosphere hot!
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: Wake up, son. It™s time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I don™t want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you don™t want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that™s not a r...eason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
ur welcome
Hey put more jokes.... i liked all above...
lolllzzzzz thanks for sharing
Naye dost banane ki aadat hain hume, Apni alag pehchan banane ke aadat hain hume,Chahe koi kitna bhi zakhm de, Phir bhi muskurane ke aadat hain hume
wife going 2 USA,
wife: do u want anything from USA?
Husband: yes..........english girl
WIFE returns from USA...
Husband: where is my girl?
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NINE MONTHS.......
ill be ur future & you ll be my past
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
ill be ur future & you ll be my past
Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: Where do you get seven from?
Johnny: Because I have already one rabbit at home..
ill be ur future & you ll be my past
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
A jeweler sells watches whereas a jailor watches cells!
ill be ur future & you ll be my past
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, "I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!"
"What are you worried about?" the other said. "We're both here."
ill be ur future & you ll be my past
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air.
Woman: Go hang yourself
ill be ur future & you ll be my past
What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING
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A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......
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The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you......
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A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you....
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A FIRE BRIGADE OBVIOUSLY........... AND U THOT I WAS TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU. lolzzzz
ill be ur future & you ll be my past
Cooooooooool jokes....waitin 4 more!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks a lot hehehehhehe
lolzzzzzzz
++++++++++Prevention is better than cure+++++++++
Form: Name?
Girl: I already know!
Form: Age?
Girl: How dare you?!
Form: Sex?
Girl: Lots of!
Form: Blood Group?
Girl: Changes every night!!
Form: Parents' Names?
Girl: Still looking for!
Form: Marital Status?
Girl: Confused!
Form: Experience?
Girl: Day or night?
Form: Expected Salary?
Girl: Till the boss is bankrupt!
Form: Contact Number?
Girl: Ask anybody!
ill be ur future & you ll be my past
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