Sorry Boys ;)

so, the husband came back late after a night of drinking and partying with a hooker, when he opened the door to his house, his wife was awake and waiting for him...she told him: where have you been?!?!?!

he answered: i was playing chess with my guys.

she said: ah, you were playing chess?!!??! so why you smell like whiskey?!?!?

he said: what...should i be smelling like chess then??!

Uk I didn't understand what you understood :(

How to read "eyes" and posture when returning home late after an evening out with friends....

Wk I understand lol

So far only ladies are in Q lol

LOL! Where's the list? I need to get hubby's name down ASAP ;-)

I would take her back but that's just me...

Tough one BritExpat.. But would she take you back if you did the same/

Would you forgive her and take her back ?

Would you be able to lie next to her knowing that she had been with someone else whilst you had had to make do with cuddling the pillow :O(

But in this movie they Do.. I recommend you watch it.

Never !

I would rather cry myself to sleep each night :O(

The essence of that movie was would you take back someone you love/married to if he/she was unfaith to you?

You're still young - at heart that is.

Spice up the old love life and enjoy your marriage :O)

watched the movie last night with Janet jackson called "why did I get married too"

Guess these lesson might go someway to make an ordinary marriage/relationship more interesting..:)

and it's exactly what it means in the old mayan language: "Make me a sandwhich" , so if you were living in the mayan tribes and you yelled : WOMAN!!! , some female will run and get you something to eat...sandwishes were not invented back then because there was no poker yet :D

If you say "Woman" fast enough it sounds like "Make me a sandwhich."

LOL Rye! Admitting that is a step towards 'cure'

See tcom - lack of tidiness can be a life hazard as proven in your video link ;)

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damn i just realized i kinda need all these courses! lol

This what happens when you dont do

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I wonder who will massage who... *rolleyes*

Her indoors cooked, washed dishes and has put the kids to bed.

I am now going to make it up by watching Match of the Day with her and hopefully end it with a massage. :O)

My husband's empty glass 'misteriously levitated' from the sofa sidetable to the sink... and ended up broken in the process as my daughter was just 'trying to help', bless her.

I enjoy preparation and cooking too Tcom :)

My wife everything but the cooking which I do mostly

So...

Who cooked tonight?

Who washed dishes?

Who put the kids to bed?

:P

Sir dolly, what brit said is not true. God created women with very small feet because at that time, he had mercy on men....you see, if women had big feet, every time men give them a reason to kick men's arses,(which there are PLENTY of times) it would really hurt men.....but God regrets having done that now.

some say: to stand closer to the sink when doing the dishes...it's eating me, i cant find the answer!!!

OK.. I'l put you out of your misery..

It's so they can stand closer to the Cooker (stove)..

hopefully during the sessions someone will answer my question...i wasn't able to find the answer: why god created women with very small feet?!?!

Lol alumnar...

I would really pray hard for the successful completion of the exams...:))

Sure thing Brit... NOT! ;)

Tinker - I'll just answer him: 'Stick it wherever you want, dah-ling!' LOL!!!

Welcome to this topic soniya! Enroll him in all and let him suffer!!! You might end up with flowers every week if you are lucky and he passes the exams! ;)))

You see.. We men are easily bought :O)

Absolutely fantastic idea.....

How could i miss this thread????

I would love to enroll my hubby for the following classes:

1. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

2. LIVING WITH ADULTS;

BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN

YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

3. HEALTH WATCH;

BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

4. REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES

& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Ah damn! i guess i have a long lists...

Carrot = lingerie + cold beer + football + dinner...

I'll give him a carrot! Easier!!!

Alumnar, as useful as this course would be, FIRST we need a course to actually GET them to attend THIS one.....

If a guy could do all this... then I might as well turn gay ;)

It all depends on the time of the footy match. You should have the timetable at hand. Ofcourse dinner is best served hot and on a tray in front of the TV..

You are right, this is the 21st century..

The man should then clear the table and wash the remaining dishes whilst the wife goes upstairs to dress in a nice lingerie, switches on the TV and prepares for bed :O)

Brit, and when are we supposed to serve the hot and freshly cooked dinner you want in the evenings??? In the cold beer glass? Inside the slippers? On a tray to allow football watching?

You also need training that we are in the 21st century and disconnect from the mentality that wives are housemaids. Want a beer? Get it! Want a cold one? Put it in the fridge! Finished eating? Help clear the table! And so on...!!!!!

Britexpat, training wouldn't help, you need to turn the clock back to, let's say, Jane Austen's times.

Women need training in properly "greeting" the husband when he comes home after a hard days work.

Suggestion - Ladies :

should be casually dressed and perfumed.

Should greet him with a smile and cold drink.

Should have the TV pretuned to Football.

Should allow him to ample time to relax before asking "what sort of day did you have dear"

We have 2 GPS....!!!!!

Love this topic - keep suggestions coming, even what our dear gents think we multitasking ladies should get training in ;)

Real men have GPS...

we ask directions to nobody... lol

Damn you ladies :/

Where do Toilet Papers grow if not where I find them everyday?

please check your pm!

gets change thier life by this course so they should otherwise let them live with wrong things including thier wives.

Please add this to the course

convincing her not to be rude when you woke up sometime in the midnight... and...

I bet you do Khanan all men belong to the same clan.

Once I took a course on how to de-clutter your house when I was in States. All the participants were female and by the end of the training we realized that the root cause of a cluttered home is the MAN in the house. The participants wre women from all different backgroounds/countries/walks of life, but we had one thing in common, we all had a sloppy, disorganized MAN at home.

what else..LOL

seems that Mr.Nomad and I share alot common habbits :)

This is a good idea..

Alumnar..

Please include a short topic giving men the ability make the manoeuvre because the silly bint has told you to turn just after you passed it...

they also need a course on AVOIDING THE SHORTCUTS while driving. the short cuts that they take turn into vicious cycles of driving round and round and the longest cut to get you to the destination.

and yes!! we also need to teach them how to LET GO OF THINGS AND GET RID OF THE OLD MAGAZINES/ BOOKS/ OTHER JUNKS THAT THEY SAVE TO BE USED LATER. yesterday I asked my husband that we needed a book shelf and after a few minutes I found the ugly old broken shelf dumped in my storage sitting in my living room. we had an argument and i made it clear that my livingroom was not a junky junker's garage and threw the shelf out...i am still dusting my hands.

How about a course on cleaning the kitchen after cooking....... LOL

brilliant! LOL

Please add the following topic...

MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE

How to choose correctly between the TWO bleeding outfits she wants to wear without picking the wrong one :O(

well.... no doubt... thy surely need ths...

LOL tink!!! Not found any there.... YET! Probably because the shoe cupboard is far from the sock drawer!

Talking about paralel parking is not enough. When we go out together and I drive... 'turn right here'... 'indicate'.... HELLO??? I've been doing this route every day for over 2 years!!! Want to drive??? Grrrrrr.....

Keep the suggestions coming ladies. Quite clear that, given the chance, most wives would happily enroll their husbands ;)))

Just spotted my husbands' socks (worn yesterday) on his bedside table....... Sigh!!!

Yes Alumnar,If there is a dialog delivery practice session, include these easy & simple phrases;

honey you're right,

Oh, I didn't know it before,

Darling, I realized it now...

Thanks a lot for all you've done for me...

Starting from univ living on my own for the last 11 years. And I am much more tidier than many girls. BUT, I need the course for some stuff like parallel parking issue (I wouldnt just sit and wait for 2-3 minutes for parallel parking) I would take the car and park instead. After PDAs remembering dates/anniversaries is not a big deal. I wouldnt live with parents (even right now I am not living with them). After trying few times I promised myself not to go shopping with a lady. Etc..

for most of the sessions! Lol! I am a good HOUSEBAND! Lol!

Alumnar,

They also need a whole session of drills on pronouncing and spelling the sentence "I AM SORRY". poor men are completely tongue tied when it comes to this sentence.

I think all men need this course....including my husband...lol

I'm interested to register my hubby for the full session

Although he is not ready to join ;)

My dearest 'stranger'.... you are one of the few 'perfect' cases - you are excused from any training ;)

Really !!!

U think i need to register as well ???

1. We do some of these because we like to, you didn't know that.

2. We don't do some of these because we never wanted to, should have been obvious.

3. The rest has always been for the women to do.

If your not walking around doin all the chores then your just sittin on the couch with us drinkin beers...Jack my neighbor can do that I don't need a naggin-fuss-creatin woman at home for that. You might/can argue all you want but those 3 points are very very true & pretty much the bottom line(s).

These classes serve no purpose. If men started doing all these things then the faiere sex will have nothing to do and no-one to nag.

nomad - We can add anything that will make us ladies' life easier!

WK - we will introduce the latest models of GOBZIPS during the training ;)

I am really intereted in registering my husband. He really needs a lesson on

LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Could you please add a presentation about LEARNING TO FIND YOUR GLASSES to make my life easy.

I need only one class out of these...

GETTING OVER IT;

LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Does test my patience at times, that one..