SORRY IT'S A BIT RUDE, BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS SO FUNNY!! (my older sister's words, not mine!)
A farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.
The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.
So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the
woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.
'Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
'No,' she says, 'but they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn'.
heheheh....
when the going gets tough...i get going..
u have alot of xamples of white kids having (both) black parents, its true
Chk them
rio fernidand and ryan giggs
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We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
In some remote part of central Africa, a black woman gives birth to a white child. The husband is infuriated. The only person he can doubt is the white priest who came down to saty in the village a year ago. The guy goes to the priest and tell him. "I am black, my wife is black also five of my children are black. Now my wife has given birth to a white child. You are the only white man in the entire village and all the surrounding villages".
The priest thinks for a moment and then points to the herd of goat grazing close by. The priest says,"Look son all the goats and the kids there are white... and just amongst them is a black kid..."
The black guy swollows hard then whispers to the priest,"Its ok, I'll not talk about the white kid to anyone if you promise not to talk about the black goat."
good, strong.... velcro gloves...
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
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thumbs up!
have to admit it's so old I had forgotten the punch line myself! :D
Super funny, LOL.
lo0ol :p
" Remember Kids Beer is Good For You :P "
sometimes that call back thing...sighhhhhh
lol
Ohh fiddledeedee.....