stop! i'm married...
A faithful husband was drunk;
he didn’t know what was happening around him.
Upon going home,
he directly entered the room and slept.
When morning came, he was amazed.
Everything is in order,
tablet of aspirin and a glass of water
with a note,
“Good morning Hon, I’ll just buy groceries for our dinner!
Have your breakfast! Love you!”
He was wondering why that is so,
even though he was drunk last night.
He asked his son,
“What happened last night?
Why is this so?
Your mom should be angry.”
Son replied,
“Mom tried to unclothe you, but you said,
‘Stop! I’m married.’”
just a joke guys. a drunk man hardly resist......
Just a silly defense mechanism that every husband can used to create.. nice one though :)
"letting go doesn't mean ur weak,only shows you're stronger to let go"
cool stuff. like it.
cheers,
paul
stop! im not married ... lol
you sound very experienced in such stuff... greentea :)
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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
the real story is
the husband was conscious and not so drunk afterall. he came home late which was unusual so to avoid the wrath of wifey he pretended to be drunk and says "im married"... csi
Yes QS they do exist (Raises his hands)
Cheers
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
i liked that one..
is this type of men existing?? :)
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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
He was not drunk, if he was how he said "I am married"??
i will try do it
thanx
very nice...........
"Keep smiling"