And Thats How The Fight Started
And that's how the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Benefits Office to sort out my pension.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license so as to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realised I had left my wallet
at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That
silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my
Pension application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Benefits Office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your trousers. You might have got
disability, too'
And that's how the fight started....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And that's how the fight started....
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's how the fight started....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.
'I'll have the rump steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
Hey All the BOOTYFOOL LADEEJ IN THE HOUJE... PLEEJ BE MY FRAAAANNNNDDDD....
“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”
Sir Winston Churchill
Omar .. WTF??.. get ur ass out a this thread
Omar , That's not how u make friends.
This is neither a dating site or a Friendship site. This Website is to help people of Qatar with information.
These r some social networking websites , hope it helps.
www.facebook.com
www.orkut.com
www.hi5.com
www.tagged.com
and many more....
I guess u must be Indian , so Orkut would be best for u .
its your wish that you dont want to trust me.
But seriously i really want you to be my friend
rest is up 2 you ok dear...tell me !!!!
Good god Omar, stop PMSing, and stop the PMing, I'm a guy!!
(well that would be funny had he sent me a message..rest assured he hasn't)
mojo1981
i say: Not.
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
I DONT WANT TO FIGHT WITH ANYONE OK....I WANT ALL OF YOU TO BE MY FRIEND THAT'S ALL...NOW ITS UP 2 U GUYS .. THAT YOU TRUST ME OR NOT...OK
I DONT WANT TO FIGHT WITH ANYONE OK....I WANT ALL OF YOU TO BE MY FRIEND THAT'S ALLA
And Thats How The Fight Started...
lol
Omar, let it go dude...
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
oh no omar...i'm sure...you just lose.
lol
No more PMs to me Omar. There are other sites you can use to solicit friendship.
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well i am not a player...Trust me Please...can we be friends?? Please Tell me Dear...as i am new on this website ...so Please :)
well i dont remember if i send u...may be by mistake..sorry
Omar, busted! u're just a player.
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
hey omar,you just sent me a PM too...
just have some laugh dude!
i know its not a dating site...but we can chat as a friends only....as i am new on website...so tell me is it ok??? =D
LOL Omar, this is really not a dating site ;o)
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
irrysa i sent u a message ..can u check it and reply me..Please... =)
LMAO!
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
By the way, did you hear that RP went to the doctor..
He said , 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says, 'It's old age.'
RP says , 'I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
That's how the fight started...
Next time take her to the Pizza Parlour at West Bay Petrol Station. West Bay is simply 'to die for 'and the Pizza a 'must have 'yah!
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.....so, I took her to a petrol station..... and that's how the fight started....
Note: NAFTA Buddies, read GAS for PETROL
War looking for peace,
is like fornication looking for virginity.
Love the redneck jokes..
the 1st and 2nd... LOL!!!
LMAO!!!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
THE DWARF JOKE REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE IN QL
“Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful,”
ROFL...these are funny, love the first and last one..