And Thats How The Fight Started

Arien
By Arien

And that's how the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Benefits Office to sort out my pension.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license so as to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realised I had left my wallet
at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That
silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my
Pension application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Benefits Office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your trousers. You might have got
disability, too'

And that's how the fight started....
***********************************************************************

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And that's how the fight started....
***********************************************************************

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started....
************************************************************************

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.
'I'll have the rump steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'

By casanova• 22 Oct 2008 22:38
casanova

Hey All the BOOTYFOOL LADEEJ IN THE HOUJE... PLEEJ BE MY FRAAAANNNNDDDD....

“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”

Sir Winston Churchill

By Arien• 22 Oct 2008 22:07
Arien

Omar .. WTF??.. get ur ass out a this thread

By Muhammed12• 22 Oct 2008 20:22
Muhammed12

Omar , That's not how u make friends.

This is neither a dating site or a Friendship site. This Website is to help people of Qatar with information.

These r some social networking websites , hope it helps.

www.facebook.com

www.orkut.com

www.hi5.com

www.tagged.com

and many more....

I guess u must be Indian , so Orkut would be best for u .

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2008 20:15
anonymous

its your wish that you dont want to trust me.

But seriously i really want you to be my friend

rest is up 2 you ok dear...tell me !!!!

By mojo1981• 22 Oct 2008 20:15
mojo1981

Good god Omar, stop PMSing, and stop the PMing, I'm a guy!!

(well that would be funny had he sent me a message..rest assured he hasn't)

mojo1981

By irrysa• 22 Oct 2008 20:08
irrysa

i say: Not.

If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2008 20:02
anonymous

I DONT WANT TO FIGHT WITH ANYONE OK....I WANT ALL OF YOU TO BE MY FRIEND THAT'S ALL...NOW ITS UP 2 U GUYS .. THAT YOU TRUST ME OR NOT...OK

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2008 19:59
anonymous

I DONT WANT TO FIGHT WITH ANYONE OK....I WANT ALL OF YOU TO BE MY FRIEND THAT'S ALLA

By found_soul• 22 Oct 2008 19:53
found_soul

And Thats How The Fight Started...

lol

By irrysa• 22 Oct 2008 19:47
irrysa

Omar, let it go dude...

If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.

By found_soul• 22 Oct 2008 19:44
found_soul

oh no omar...i'm sure...you just lose.

lol

By diamond• 22 Oct 2008 19:41
Rating: 3/5
diamond

No more PMs to me Omar. There are other sites you can use to solicit friendship.

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By anonymous• 22 Oct 2008 19:37
anonymous

well i am not a player...Trust me Please...can we be friends?? Please Tell me Dear...as i am new on this website ...so Please :)

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2008 19:36
anonymous

well i dont remember if i send u...may be by mistake..sorry

By irrysa• 22 Oct 2008 19:36
irrysa

Omar, busted! u're just a player.

If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.

By found_soul• 22 Oct 2008 19:32
Rating: 2/5
found_soul

hey omar,you just sent me a PM too...

just have some laugh dude!

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2008 19:29
anonymous

i know its not a dating site...but we can chat as a friends only....as i am new on website...so tell me is it ok??? =D

By irrysa• 22 Oct 2008 19:26
irrysa

LOL Omar, this is really not a dating site ;o)

If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2008 19:19
anonymous

irrysa i sent u a message ..can u check it and reply me..Please... =)

By irrysa• 22 Oct 2008 19:17
irrysa

LMAO!

If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.

By britexpat• 22 Oct 2008 19:07
britexpat

By the way, did you hear that RP went to the doctor..

He said , 'I've got a bad back.'

The doctor says, 'It's old age.'

RP says , 'I want a second opinion.'

The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

That's how the fight started...

By marhabtain• 22 Oct 2008 18:47
marhabtain

Next time take her to the Pizza Parlour at West Bay Petrol Station. West Bay is simply 'to die for 'and the Pizza a 'must have 'yah!

By britexpat• 22 Oct 2008 18:43
britexpat

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.....so, I took her to a petrol station..... and that's how the fight started....

Note: NAFTA Buddies, read GAS for PETROL

By eu61• 22 Oct 2008 18:39
eu61

War looking for peace,

is like fornication looking for virginity.

By britexpat• 22 Oct 2008 18:04
britexpat

Love the redneck jokes..

By pichit_catahan• 22 Oct 2008 17:34
Rating: 2/5
pichit_catahan

the 1st and 2nd... LOL!!!

By someonenew• 22 Oct 2008 17:29
someonenew

LMAO!!!

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2008 17:19
anonymous

THE DWARF JOKE REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE IN QL

“Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful,”

By nadt• 22 Oct 2008 17:17
nadt

ROFL...these are funny, love the first and last one..

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