Three Brave Mice
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."
The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and F*** the cat."
hehehe thank you..
brave mice #3: is he sure that its a cat? he can be so drunk but its just another mouse. lol!
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
Stress Reliever # 1
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Stress Reliever # 2
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be alone, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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Hope it de-stressed you!!
~~~winner never quits~~~
arrogant rats, not related to me at all.
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Never go younger by a month, a hard bod is no substitute for wisdom.
-Angelica Houston, Material Girls
hehe very nice..thanks