Time to LAUGH

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA .

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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came
again..

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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my
house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na....

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If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's

younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!

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Interviewer: just imagine you r in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how
will you escape?
Santa: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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Santa: If I die will u remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?

Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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