As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams:
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!!!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
"Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done"
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a Traffic Warden, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a Traffic Warden, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the Traffic Warden twice
The traffic department, full of traffic wardens, was being held up and the wardens held hostage.
The bad guys threatened that, until all their demands were met, they would release one traffic warden every hour.
poetic justice???
I told my wife that I'd found my dream job as a traffic warden.
She said : 'Well done. That's the ticket.'