Unanswered Questions

1. OK... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags," and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," then what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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2. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

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3. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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5. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

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6. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

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7. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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8. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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9. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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10. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final exam.

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11. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

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12. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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