wake up! lol
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,
they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able
to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as
he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a
piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is
driving me crazy.'
The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'
Paju......................
LOL..
NRFS goes into LuLu hypermarket and asks the assistant, "Excuse me sir, but do you sell potato clocks?"
The assistant looks at her and says, "We sell cuckoo clocks, carriage clocks, grandfather clocks, alarm clocks... what the hell is a potato clock?"
NRFS says, "I don't know, but I start my new job with The Karak Chai Emporium at nine tomorrow, and the owner Mr. Rizks told me 'You'd better get a potato clock.'"
ROFL britey / Coltey....
Rizks and Brit went into a cafeteria and ordered two drinks.Then they produced snacks from their shopping bags and started to eat.The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own food in here!"Rizks and Brit looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged their snacks.
Rizks buys a new bath, but takes it back the next day complaining it was leaking,"
Did you buy a plug " the shopkeeper says...
Rizks replies - "you papodam - you never says it was electric."
ROFL hahahaha oh my tummy ! :)
Q - Why did Brit keep the door open while bathing?A - Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole :-(
hahahaha Coltey !saale...
Rizks got married to a pretty damsell of village of Kerala.She had big b89808s and nice a808908 than Rizks spent a fortune on decorating and booking a five star suite to celebrate his golden night.After finishing off everything they slept nicely and in the morning Rizks asked his bride "Darling how was it?I spent a fortune to impress u".The bride smiled shyly and replied back.Darling why did u spent all this to do this.I have already spent these kind of nights in coconut tree jungle so many times....Heeeeee heeee
Four University graduates were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than lightHARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinkedMES Indian School - RIZKS: Its Loose motionINTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Rizks' reply, asked) "WHY"?RIZKS: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN THE LIGHTS ON, it was all over!!!!
That's how I like 'em BBW's :-)
Colt45 finally gets married and takes his wife to the honeymoon suite. She undresses & lies provocotavely accross the bed and says "You know what I want don't you Coltey" ?
"Yeah," says Colt. "The whole bloody bed by the looks of it!"
LmaO u buggers !
Brit one evening goes out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees Rizks on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' he shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'Rizks looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
Rizks and Colt are walking down Doha Jadeed when Colt falls into a hole and hurts himself. He calls out, "Rizks, call me an ambulance".
Rizks starts jumping up and down clapping his hands yelling, "Coltey's an ambulance, Coltey's an ambulance".
Indeed, guy would have put a rubber at the end of his stick so now they could ride a bus than walk getting embarrassed.
A beautiful woman goes into a bar and sits down next to Rizks, who is so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year, also, he's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how long he slept.So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with this ravishing buxom.Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out last drink for alcohol, then the woman leans over to Rizks and says,"Let's have this last drink at my apartment."Taken back by her request, and trembling, Rizks finally utters the word, "OK."They get up from the bar stool arm and arm headed for the door, when the woman stops him and says, "Before we go back to my apartment there's one thing I have to tell you, I'm on my menstrual cycle."He says, ..."That's ok, I'll follow you on my Yamaha RX 100."
Rizks : "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."Colt45 : "And when you are angry, what do you do?"Rizks : "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back
that's a good one too!!!
Thighland!!! even better.....any other recomendations!!
Regards!!
Ruber tips may help you stay away from trouble. LOL LOL
Regards!!
Err, you mean thighland? :-)
ahh Colt, you reminded me of my vacation in Thailand....:(
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver, who happens to be our very own Rizks.She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.She says, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."Rizks replies "BREASTS."
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hahahaa....nice ! :)