Ways to confuse Santa Claus
1. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
2. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
3. Leave out a Santa suit, with an attached dry-cleaning bill.
4. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue for personal injury.
5. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
6. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us.
spot on boy spot on......(now is 4 mths enough prep??)
Life is what you make of it.......so quit B******G about it.
Itz always nice 2 b prepared well in advance... ;)
hmmmm dear santa,
all i want for christmas is......(this gives me 4 mths to think abt what i want )lol
Life is what you make of it.......so quit B******G about it.
Christmas is still 4 months away........ :(
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