WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN or women!!!
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Thats rude, but yea I agree with it.
"There's good in everyone, sometimes people just get diverted to the wrong path"
i wish, but i cant... :(
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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings
hey drac, i've got a face to die for.
FranElizabeth, the guy is probably conceited person as he understood the other way around..
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.&q
she's right. look at flanostu avatar! :P
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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings
he's already in love if she can give responses like that:)
this is nice... thanks for sharing...
i could definitely use these lines...as sometimes, turning them down politely doesn't work. Either they haven't cleaned their ears for years or their brain cells ain't working coz they're having a hard time understanding that you want them to go away...
Why is it that we find geat pleasure in using such lines to turn down other people, but feel agreived if its done to us?
sometimes u just got to be to the point!!!
what a clever answers...yeah nasty but nice and funny lol
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.&q
lol..
that's nasty............and i like it!!!!