What is the latest?
By Straight Arrow •
What is the latest joke you have ever heard? or in other words what is the funniest joke you have ever heard?
What is the latest joke you have ever heard? or in other words what is the funniest joke you have ever heard?
:o)
Brit wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said Brit. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Brit woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". Brit replied, "No worries, mate. Just crack a bevy and throw another shrimp on the barbie!!"
ROFL LMAO :P
UkEngQatar walks into the Doha Golf Club looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he is walking with a limp.
"What happend to you? asks Fred the bartender.
"Jamie O Conner and me had a fight." says UkEngQatar
"That little sh*t, O Conner " says Fred "He couldnt do that to you, he must of had something in his hand."
"That he did. says UkEngQatar "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible beating he gave me with it"
"Well'' says Fred, "you should have defended yourself, didnt you have something in your hand?"
"That I did'' said UkEngQatar..."Mrs. O Conner's breast; a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
ROFL.. (: Dezert..
and another here....
A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says "win $10,000 - ask the bartender for details".
He asks and the bartender tells him "well, you see that man at the end of the bar?". The drunk looks over and sees a huge, burley dude. the bartender says "If you can knock him out with one punch, you go to the second step...
The door right behind that big guy opens into a room containing an angry buffalo with one broken horn. If you can pick the broken horn and come out alive, you move on to step three...
Those stairs next to the door go up to an eighty year old woman’s apartment. she has never been satisfied by any man. if you can satisfy her, you win the money!"
The drunk says ok and orders a double shot of whiskey. He belts that down, walks to the end of the bar and POW! - knocks the big dude out. he orders another double, belts it down, walks to the door, steps inside and closes the door. BAM, CRASH, GROWL is all the bartender and patrons heared mmmmmmmm.. mmmmmmmmm…sound for a few minutes and then total silence. five minutes later, the drunk walks out of the room bloody, clothes shredded. He orders another double, drinks it and says
"o.k., where's that old lady with broken horn?
A Project Manager is a person who believes that nine women can make a baby in one month.
UKE...burning sensation in b*ms feels like burning in heels too.. if u sit for long time..
Hope u got it mate.. ((:
Today we had Sincerely yours typing error - Sleepers referring to her footwear.
SA, typed Stool, when he was trying to say Stole.
We had LLR, typing with the help of his Iphone Undress when he meant to say Understand.
Finally Brit thinks that Qatar Gas and Ras Gas are the same.
Plus we did not have the Good Morning thread..:)
OK, and i was assuming tat the theif sh*t on her bag and left ! :)
stole
ROFL again
Hahaha ROLF brit.. (:
SA sound like Rizks old buddy Pajju..:)
The latest is QatarGas and RasGas are samee same..
Am I right Brit??? ((:
'stool' ?
Here is one from me
A theif was sitting with his fiancee and the light went off she said take your chance, he stool her bag and left.
But i saw them going towards the desert..... :0
Rizks and Baburao leave City Centre after watching a movie , but are too tired to walk home.
Rizks: "I can't be bothered to walk all the way home ."
Baburao: "I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'
Rizks: "We could steal a bus from the depot."
They arrive at the bus depot and Baburao goes in to get a bus while Rizks keeps a look- out.
After shuffling around for ages, Rizks shouts, "What the hell are you doing? Have you not found one yet?"
Baburao : "I can't find a No. 91"
Rizks: "Oh for goodness sake. just take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout."
Uk... dont lie.. i just shot her pic today having pizza........... See the pic in above post.
Latest is that Rizks GF (bella) is late this month :(
QL without Good Morning Posts !
funny pic lol
Jokes are never nice... They are funny.
BE EXPECTING NICE JOKE FROM ME
lol... See the below pic.
boss realised that he needs to improve.
Obama got drowned