What is Marriage?
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution
for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree
and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and
suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the
woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the
NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You
order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish
you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found
himself divorced
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and
the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know
son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know
I don't know what happened, it started out as a blind date.......in 1960! We were both still at school.
I am in Hyderbad
A woman putting up with your crap for 40 years deserves the Nobel Prize and the million dollar ruby as token of appreciation, lets not forget the tuxedo for you....again congratulations...
Dweller made a confession in this post....J/k
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Abba, Abba, Padre!
You must think I am an Al-Fardan or something
She has put up with you for 40 years, don't forget...BIG SPARKLER is the way to go :)
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Love is the answer...
A whopping big ruby ring! Are you trying to give me another heart attack?
Maybe a small one.
Where in India .....
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
I am still in India only will be there in Doha on 7th Nov. Any plans to Hit me for this kind of messages :-)
Yes, it's Ruby. How about buying your dearest a whopping big ruby ring Dweller?
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Love is the answer...
No and it's ruby............I think.
It's like a honeymoon here. Six saturdays and a Sunday but alas, no bank holidays!
Have you reached Doha or still in India
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Will you be takin' the missus on a second honeymoon?
Hmmmm 40 years - what's that in jewelry terms, Platinum? Ruby? Diamond? Expensive? :D
Shukran
After marriage let me know if you have jumped into a well or not???
Dweller
Congratulations in your 40 anniversary..
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Abba, Abba, Padre!
have got a good system. As of next month it's been working well for 40 years.
What a pessimistic view of marriage. Murali, now you've ruined all my plans. I prefer to get a PhD instead. No Bachelor and no Master.
Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
You could only experience marriage life, until you are married.
Then Divorce, because you realized.That was a stupid move from your behalf.
For others is a good thing, for others, is just a tight rope in the neck and pocket.
Marriage is like a plug and play device, might work in some systems, might not work in other systems.
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Abba, Abba, Padre!