what would you do

sleepyhollow
By sleepyhollow

What Would You Do?

A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair.

It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. Taxi

He explains to the cabbie that he suspects his wife is sleeping around on him, and offers him $50 if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could catch her in bed with him. By the time they reach his house, the cabbie agrees.

They park a few doors down and, quietly, sneak into the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a burst of speed, the husband flicks on the bedroom lights and rips the blanket off the bed - and there his wife lays in bed with another man!

Out of his coat pocket, the visibly distraught husband pulls out a gun and puts it to the naked man's head. Just then, his wife yells "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money!..."

  • HE paid for the Mercedes I gave you.
  • HE paid for our new cabin in the mountains.
  • HE paid for your Atlanta Braves season tickets.
  • HE paid for our lakehouse and boat.
  • HE paid for your country club membership, and and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger, he looks over at the taxi driver and asks "What should I do?"

The taxi driver replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2011 13:40
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

he should ask for more, say a jumbo jet, trip to the moon, an island at the pearl...etc

By sleepyhollow• 28 Jul 2011 13:00
sleepyhollow

probably, he wont be able to enjoy these luxuries while in jail....better have all of these things registered under his name, then leave those two wallowing in their forbidden paradise....

By britexpat• 28 Jul 2011 12:39
Rating: 5/5
britexpat

Since he already has the Mercedes, the Cabin, the season tickets and the lakehouse.. He might as well just shoot them both ..

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2011 12:31
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

Forbidden love..sounds normal nowadays..:(

By osamabawab• 28 Jul 2011 12:25
Rating: 4/5
osamabawab

There is a turkish series called "the forbidden love", but i can't understand why ppl allow them self to reach to that level, love is blind but we have to guide it :)

By 220v• 28 Jul 2011 12:24
220v

Such a first class hwore..

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2011 12:16
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

We might wonder why people choose certain people who are already complicated,but we will never ever understand them unless we are in their shoes..

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2011 12:10
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Easier said than done..There are things money cant buy..

By britexpat• 28 Jul 2011 12:06
Rating: 5/5
britexpat

hmmmmmmm

By sleepyhollow• 28 Jul 2011 11:53
Rating: 2/5
sleepyhollow

..lol... that's very true osama...if i were a man and i have that money, i will go for unattached ladies so there wont be any problems.....

By osamabawab• 28 Jul 2011 11:42
Rating: 5/5
osamabawab

LOL, that man has all that money and still following a married woman! :) shoot him as he will not give more than what he gave already! :)

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