Who's phone

alsboy
By alsboy

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone knows whose phone this is?"

By t_coffee_or_me• 27 Jul 2008 20:16
Rating: 5/5
t_coffee_or_me

good she paid by Credit card you can always cancel it and keep the goods too lol

 

 

 

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By anonymous• 27 Jul 2008 20:13
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ITS WAS MY PHONE,, ;)

AND YOU CAN IMAGNIZE NOW MY CONDITION

By brandylady• 27 Jul 2008 20:12
brandylady

a good one but been on here before :)

By chiefsittingbull• 27 Jul 2008 19:59
chiefsittingbull

If that was my phone I will F@#**#@* KILL him. LMAO

BORN TO BOWL...........FORCED TO WORK

By janeyjaney• 27 Jul 2008 17:08
Rating: 2/5
janeyjaney

ROFL!!!! That's good.

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By anonymous• 27 Jul 2008 16:42
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Very good!

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