Why only Indians are re-born!!!
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Story why only Indians are re-born. Hilarious!
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce,(Lungi-- Pajju??) and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea).. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!'
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now what was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this ... Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire...fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone connection between heaven and hell...I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai - pakora shop, which I had to stop...I am requesting Lord to send them back on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth".
Indians will be Indians...
So this is the story why Indians are re-born!!!!!!!
we have full set of OTHER world in INDIA.....our own GOD, Angels and Satan too :)
Indians have special arrangement with GOD
You mean born again?
good countinue this well you find answer.......
thats imposible how you born again i want born again hahahaha............
Lol......
"It is better to be hated for what you are than being loved for what you are not."
is satan an indian also?
Vic, God's own world...did you mean Kerala ??
:)-:)-
:-)good. they r the survivors..
WE are the ONE who confused GOD's very own WORLD :)
jaha b jaige waha ki waaat laga dege....lol
india is my country all indians r my brothersss n 'sister'...lol
Jap Katjai Nak toh Phir Danth ki kya aukat.....
chain kulii ki main kulii......
Nice one
Now I know why I am not reincarnated yet...:)
lol good one thx for sharing ..:)
LOL, funny
Lets laugh LOUD...untill some one comes and inject bashing into it....LOL.....
wow, its really funny.. i haven't read this before..i liked it..
This thread was reborn too
--All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt-- Lucy Van Pelt
Not true.
I was reborn but I'm not Indian :P
--All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt-- Lucy Van Pelt