Wisecrack
By t_coffee_or_me •
Timebandit goes to a boutique owned by Rizks
Sir I need a evening dress
Rizks: Is it for your wife or should I show you a good quality.
Timebandit goes to a boutique owned by Rizks
Sir I need a evening dress
Rizks: Is it for your wife or should I show you a good quality.
damsel, its som sort of a crispy bread, try it, its good.
lol, what's papadom?
Oh My Gosh! Don't tell me that he's a Madam :o(
I would never call Rizks Sir ;)
Yep. He's not free , but he's cheap .. Just warm his lips with a cup of Karak Chai and hot crispy Papadom :o)
I asked Rizks if he is free tonight.., he stared at me and say " Sorry damsel, I am not free but i can give you 50% discount.. :(
get my eyeglass, drink purified water, stretch my body a little bit and stare like I never stare before
I just went swimming at Massaeid, and noticed my hands were purple, I looked at my feet and they were purple, worriedly I unzipped my wetsuit and my chest and stomach were purple.
"Oh my God!, I’ve been marooned!" :o(
was out scuba - diving and his son went along to watch. On the way back the son asks his father 'dad why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards' the father turns to his son and says 'if you fall forwards you end up in the boat'!
Seems he is selling used evening dresses that smells?
lol Brit...reminded me of the Saturday nights of hostel days because of which eating yoghurt on Sunday's in the mess used to be tough...:)
yoghurt are you sure .................!
ROFL britey !
I remember the time Monika Lweinsky took her dress to the dry cleaners and asks for it to be cleaned.
The man, who is a little deaf, says, "Come again?"
Monika blushes and replies, "No, it's yoghurt this time."
Now what the hell are you doing even you can't understand that what is your night dress your "lungi" stupid you must show that...LOL
Lol UKEng !
ok no worries, for W**Dreams i have something special for u both - two piece bikinis with teddy bears printed on it ! :)
Sweet Dreams Nah not interested, however if those gown give me a W** dreams then may I'll take two one for me and one for Britexpat. At our age anything that can assist is a blessing..:)
time bandit stare :/
Ummm...you buy one night gown u get Sweet Dreams fREE ! :)
Rizks you own a Boutique? Any special discounts, or any goodies like free karak chai?
Making my eyes look like chinese and staring blank !