Woman ...
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
wait for it !!
God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you." Grin
we can even fool God
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
That is what you call overconfidence.
""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce""
Come on girl...edit ur post...its eating the page frame...can u buddy?
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" Live Life To The Fullest ! Enjoy Yourself "
that was nice, what can i say ... I don't want all QL ladies to gang on me now :) How are you doing today? Hope that you are having a pleasant day.
:)
That's funny
thanks for sharing
love it! nice one.
a friend of mine once said..you know in a thousand years from now when archeologists are digging around to find relics..they will find the remains of women and the only thing besides the bones will be silicone implants...and then they will try and figure out just WHAT those were for...perhaps, chest protectors??? lmao
gud one...