Yo Mama so ugly jokes

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By LEB-XPAT

Yo Mama so ugly jokes

Yo Mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Yo Mama so ugly, It looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with an axe!!
Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mama so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo Mama so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo Mama so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo Mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo Mama so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Yo Mama so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!"
Yo Mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo Mama so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
Yo Mama so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo Mama so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Yo Mama so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo Mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo Mama so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
Yo Mama so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
Yo Mama so ugly, Medusa is jealous.
Yo Mama so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo Mama so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo Mama so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

By jumpinjackoo• 29 Nov 2008 23:20
jumpinjackoo

In this modern world, internet is the great equalizer.

By shinning_star• 27 Nov 2008 14:19
shinning_star

what the H*LL is this

Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....

By coolio78• 27 Nov 2008 13:58
coolio78

really nice... :)

By mr-design• 26 Nov 2008 14:21
mr-design

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nice Design.....................yo

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