You know you're aging when....

Speedysid
By Speedysid

When its time to pay attention to your signs of aging:

# You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.

# You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.

# You turn down free tickets to a DJ night/concert because you have to work the next day.

# When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.

# When jogging is something you do to your memory.

# Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.

# All the cars behind you flash their headlights.

# You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation.

# You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.

# You actually ASK for your father's advice.

# You don't know how to operate a fax machine

By goodguy123• 28 Jun 2012 17:01
Rating: 2/5
goodguy123

another sign is when you cant f*&^K no more.

By anonymous• 28 Jun 2012 15:55
anonymous

good one victory

By nabunabeeb• 28 Jun 2012 15:28
Rating: 3/5
nabunabeeb

All the cars behind you flash their headlights...hehe lolss

now all Qlers will be getting fine for speeding..:))

By Victory_278692• 28 Jun 2012 15:24
Rating: 5/5
Victory_278692

Right Khaderbhai and Brit...Age is just a moving number, Age is all in your attitude towards LIFE.

As far as you have positive reasons, strong will and determination to run and fight for survival, you will never become old :)

By britexpat• 28 Jun 2012 14:55
britexpat

Yep! There's nothe quite like feeling young ..

By anonymous• 28 Jun 2012 14:06
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

it all depends on yr mind and the way u keep yorself fit if u dont take tension and be happy ull feel always young and energetic like me

By Rizks• 28 Jun 2012 13:15
Rizks

I think i am also aging, i see 2 ladies with my 2 eyes ! :(

By britexpat• 28 Jun 2012 13:02
britexpat

Just dye it ..

And any other areas :o)

By Doha-Infidel• 28 Jun 2012 13:02
Rating: 2/5
Doha-Infidel

the knowledge you now have, you had 20 years ago....

By cherukkan• 28 Jun 2012 12:53
cherukkan

My moustache is almost grey and I am not allowed to do a clean shave.

By nad023• 28 Jun 2012 12:36
nad023

So we need to remember tht we are getting old because it is written somewhere..OK

By karisma20• 28 Jun 2012 12:31
Rating: 3/5
karisma20

when you are old you will get Diabetic and other sikness because I find now in my body so you know I am 40 + anyway oneday all will become old you should remeber that as it is written in Bible

By Doha-Infidel• 28 Jun 2012 12:00
Doha-Infidel

Depends....:)

when..

you waist line moves 4 inches above your belly button..

By britexpat• 28 Jun 2012 11:49
britexpat

That's a relief (pun intended)

Wonder if the fasternings are strong enough. More importantly, can I wear them under my yellow speedos ?

By nad023• 28 Jun 2012 11:47
Rating: 3/5
nad023

Thank God I am not aging yet...

By Rizks• 28 Jun 2012 11:45
Rizks

britexy, my ol loose motion patient pal !

If lulu doesnt, then we can order a customized size for you - don worry....:)

By britexpat• 28 Jun 2012 11:43
britexpat

A novel idea. i wonder if LuLu has my size ?

By friendlyme• 28 Jun 2012 11:38
Rating: 4/5
friendlyme

ONLY CARABAO GETS OLDER.

By britexpat• 28 Jun 2012 11:10
Rating: 2/5
britexpat

I must be aging because nowdays an "all nighter" means not having to get up to pee :o(

By Victory_278692• 28 Jun 2012 11:06
Victory_278692

Are you talking about me ;D

When I see my children become taller than me and fit in my shoes. I know I am aging :)

By palrishav• 28 Jun 2012 11:05
Rating: 3/5
palrishav

GOOD ONE!

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