You used to kiss me
By nite_rider •
An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me. " Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
wife ... she waited all of that time to tell him this ...
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
Great Joke, loved it.
It almost true, these symptoms will appear even after an year of marriage, No need to grow old for it :) lolzz
nite_rider I am glad the joke stopped at the pecking the neck bit and it did not go any lower..