Your best blonde joke-2
By Sameera sultan •
Here's another:
One day, a blonde walked into a hairdresser's shop wearing headphones.
When the hairdresser saw her, the blonde said "cut my hair, but don't remove the headphones" and the hairdresser asked "why not?" and the blonde said "just don't ok?" and the hairdresser replied "ok".
After about 20 minutes of cutting the blonde hair, the hairdresser went in the back room and grabbed the water spray to spray all her hair of her face and shoulders, but when the hairdresser came back in, he noticed that the blonde was asleep, so he then went to check her but her heart wasn't beating, then he listened in to the headphones and it was a voice slowly saying "breathe in.... breathe out"
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
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> Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'
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> The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
> my mother had passed away.'
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> The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the
> day? Take the day off to relax and rest.'
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'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.'
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.
'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks. 'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!.
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
When ever you see a fancy car with a woman driver, she is a blond (at least 90% of time!!)
you can figure that out your self...
Why don't blondes eat pickles?
Because their heads won't fit in the jar.
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One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb.
They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."
The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year?"
The blonde responded: "November?"
"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U.S.A ?"
The blonde responded: "Paris?"
So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?"
The blonde replied: "Two?"
“Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.
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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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blonde jokes?
So brunettes have something to do on weekend nights.
What's black & blue & on the ground?
The brunette who told one too many blonde jokes. ;-)
If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it’s still a foolish thing.
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Doctor prescribed a special diet with the following instructions:
Eat accoring to this diet plan for 4 days, then skip a day and restart.
Comeback and see me in 3 weeks.
3 weeks later, the doctor is surprised at the remarkable weight loss of his diet plan, when asked, the Blond replied, "Well Skipping the whole day can be very tiring..............