You've been in the Gulf too long when...
* You wear at least any one of the following: a gold chain, a gold bracelet, a gold anklet, gold rings
* Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the houseboy
* You believe that speed limits are only advisory
* You expect all police to drive BMWs or Merc's
* You believe that the definition of a nanosecond is the time interval between the time the light turns green and the time that the guy behind you begins to blow his horn
* You expect all stores to stay open till midnight
* You understand that 'wadi bashing' isn't a criminal act
* You make left turns from the far right lane
* You send friends a map instead of your address
* You understand why huge 4x4s must slow down to a snail's pace whilst crossing a speed bump yet hurtle through a wadi at 100 kph
* You never step out of your vehicle at the local grocery store, instead you horn and wait until the delivery boys comes to you
* You think it perfectly normal to have a picnic in the middle of a roundabout at 11pm
* You know exactly how much alcohol allowance you have left for the month
* You have a moon phase predictor on your computer
* You are perfectly comfortable with Friday-Saturday being your weekend
* You accept that there is no point in asking why you are not allowed to do something
* You expect queues to be 1 person deep and 40 people wide
* You realise that the black and white stripes in the road are not a zebra crossing, just bait to get tourists into the firing line
* Seeing guys welcome each other with a kiss and hold hands while walking no longer distracts you
* You carry 12 passport size photos around with you just in case
* You think its a good night if there are fewer than 10 men for every woman in a bar
* You start to say "Insha'allah" when you actually mean "No f**king chance!"
* Habibi isn't just the ex-president of Indonesia
* You overtake a police car at 130KM/HR
* A problem with your car AC is more serious to you than a problem with the brakes
HAVE A SAFE DAY... ;-)
gud ones... most of thm r really true!!
BNB...... your comments... & Afrin's reply to keep eyes closed ...reminds me of Veru's dialouge & Basanti's answer in Sholay while teaching Basanti to use a gun...lol
BNB..oh..wh i saw..close ur eyes i just closed nvr had time to complete tat sentence also....
Saeedji..Waiting for your eid party...
Btw..Pls dont mistake me dont call me Ji...
EID partyyyyy.....hmm will I get veg food there???
hmm yummy...Afrin how can u say that??? BTW I asked u to close ur eyes when bad language comes... Please keep ur eyes open... he he
BNB u asked me to close my eyes nad now u alone enjoying lunch from Saeedji ah..too bad....
sure saeed??? is it "aam ka achar"???
BNB....
Now in Ql i have gone blind as any whr i go i see those two people..passing over their comments..........
I blame you... you bring out the worst in me ;-))
Saeed- I am pure Indian....thats why my hindi is mashallah... he he
Rizks- hang him right now...he kept me hungry...
seems true..
Colt is the bloody culprit here.
He is the one to be hanged with his t****s...:(
Everytime he makes me say those words...
Kamina kahi ka.
why not? have you not taken a ride along the matar road? ;-)
- you give directions by landmarks
Would agree to all but "* You expect all stores to stay open till midnight" that last statement does not work in Qatar.
come on yaar..dont get so serious...
Saeed- I agree with ur point but I really dont mind until such words are used for me.
Afrin- u keep ur eyes closed thru out as I dont want u to get spoiled becz of colt and rizks...he he
thanks for your advice, everyone has a mind of their own ;-)
its u colt...
Who is abusing in my thread???
Tinker i support..u..lets form a QL Good Girls group..and protest against these bad boys,,,,,lol
BNB
i am waiting for My Lunch..as well...Whr is Colty?
You expect queues to be 1 person deep and 40 people wide.....grrrrrrrrr, so true :-)
Ok ...BNB...relax...lol
tinker- I am with u....
Colt- u r so bad, I am still without breakfast...now be serious for lunch
- you enjoy camping in the sand
- you are not surprised to see a goat in the passenger seat (Unless it's Dracula)
- you serve coffee in a thimble
- your ideal vacation is anywhere you can eat a pig
Jack- who hijacked the thread????
Tinker u r the first one to protect the oethr ladies from these....BAd boys..........
thanks tinkerbell for the warning to colt and rizks...
wats goti ?
U mean ball....lol
Last warning to all... stop hijacking....
no colt- I wish it is gujju song....but really its amazing song... lets make gujju song out of it...he he he
check the link
it's goti shaped ;-)
Colt is ur testicles Triangle Shaped or Rectangle shaped ? :(
that song is, G U J J U... :-)))
he he he..Afrin u r more lucky...homeland is colt's place.
Frexie- the glitter graphics has dance steps of song "I want nobody nobody but you" right??? I love that song...
BNB its grt to know ur place is home land..BNB i will thr @ 12 we shall have lunch and colt is gonna pay our bill..wat a grt person colt is.........
ima go away for a few mins now and lemme see what happens... BEHAVE y'all!!! ;-)
nice!
ok my place is "homeland" ;-)
i don't have balls... i have testicles :-)))
Rizks- u order ur manu.. Colt will surely get for us..
Colt- I m pure vegetarian,please get me sarso ka saag and Butter naan. yummy. we will be at ur place at 12PM today... ok???
BPL = Balls pe Laat....:)
then you don't eat!
horses balls and fried brinjals ;-))
Bunjabi presh lunch??? :-P
Colt ke khudh ke khaane ke vaande hai, wat he will serve us ? :(
Translation: Colt, wats the menu for lunch ? :(
dune!!!
Rizks- lets go to colt's place..he will get us lunch and dinner both... Afrin will also join us...
Colt ruk lemme give u BPL...:))
You send friends a map instead of your address - ROFL. so true!
uhm.. what's "wadi"?
it's too late for breakfast now, so send in your lunch orders ;-)
GPL (gaand pe laath) on the way for all of you ;-))
trans - GPL (good presh lunch) :-))
BnB u want me to come to ur house for this Translation classes OR
you gonna come to My house ? :)
abe u lazy ones...go check ur orders urself...i am not bloody getting my order wat i will chek ur orders ? :(
Colt- check ur PM...I have sent u my address....please send my order quickly...
Afrin- these people will not understand without translation...I had to learn it...
Rizks- I want special classes for translations.... :)
GPL ?
u mean Garmagaram Pakoda and Lassi ? :)
oh ok, one each u can add to my list
and make it fast you moron....:)
Rizks follow up with my Order also...........
BNB..wow u also have adopted translation skills from Rizks..ah
i don't deliver vada paav, i ONLY deliver GPL... howzaat??? ;-))
Rizks- will please follow up for my order as well???
abe Colt....
were is my Vada Paav ? :(
saala bhook lag reli hai baap....??:(
lemme first get the order then later i shall complain to Baladiya and ask them to wackk ur a2z for ur slow and stupid service....:(
lol colt...
Quit hi-jacking my thread!!! :-P
Really.....thn order for me... as u r gonna pay the bill
you already developed any "STONES" for your kidney, gall bladder and all parts of of your abdominal internal organs because of consuming water with HIGH amounts of sodium...
colt- saad pura kha jayega aur muje kuch nahi milega...he he he.
trans: send me again as i havent got it yet...
What you want? I will give you a nbr, you call there and ask for whatever you want, they will deliver... the place is called "homeland" :-P
but wat abt mine..hello colt........
I sent it already, via saad... LOL!!!
good morning saeed.... I am doing gr8...
Colt- waiting for misal pav..
Good MOrning Saeed..Wk is roaming around her if he see this he is gonna kill us.........
BNB..i was roaming around here only..........as a lonely Soul....
Colt wat abt Home delivery for me too
yeah colt- I read it properly and thats why i said to note the order carefully...
Afrin- where were u these days??
you read my "home-delivery" offer properly, it said "missile pav"... :-))
tats too bad tat u deliver only to BNB...........
oye colt I ordered for "missal pav".... please note the order carefully. lol
fookat chodu's... that home-delivery offer was "missile" pav for BNB only!!! :-P
Colt one Masala tea in my office also with maska bun :P
he he he colt- start thinking about new business.... :)
Colt....
a plate of Paav bhaaji, Vada Paav and Thandi Lassi for me please.
Make sure u take the tip when u deliver at my door steps...:)
correct...home delievery please....
Sammiee- Colt is always free for QL...
yah so true...one more thing i do, i dont go out without my pataka... hehehe :)
how did u create that....how much time u spend ?? lol
come to Bombay chowpatty in 15, i will get you that ;-)... if you want home delivery, it will be missile pav ;-))
so very true :)
colt- yes please get me one tea with missal pav he he eh
okay... come on, chai ho jaye??? :-P
come on colt...u r intelligent enough..understand na...
WAKE UP!!! there is NO "if" in this thread! :-P
oks...still feeling sleepy...
so now dont continue with "if you have been in bla bla bla" he he he
Rizks being 20 and bald is alarming!
It's not a "if you are..." thread, it's "you've been in the gulf..." ;-)
MORNING!
Colt dont start again with if you are bla bla bla....
abey oye WK !
its not written up there...:(
u mean most of the people staying in Gulf are BALD....:)
Rizks ok I am sure you haven't read this before
YOU ARE BALD ;)
tomorrow i will give u the complete report about tat site and its content.
till then, wait.....
eggzactly!!! :-P
youporn.com ? :(
i cant open tat link frm my office...:(
I wil go home and check tat site with my Family, kids, parents and grand parents with bobcorn and bebsi...:)
I don't drink Red Bull, I only take my daily dose of viagra... That's it!!! ROFL!!! :-)))
I can't post that here, but here is the link... now if that doesn't do all the things you said up there, then you're not a man... "youporn.com"... ;-P
oh btw drink red bull later, it gives you wings ;-)
Oi Colt, i cant ! :(
Post something which i have not read b4.
Something which excites me
Something which makes my day
Something which makes me fly in the Air
Something which is changes my mood...
and so on and so forth....!! :)
Though its Colts's usual Style it is funnier than others........
lol colt....
rizk, u still 20?????
so read this again ;-)
it means in other words that your wish only god can fulfill---- not ur employer ---lol
it means in other world that your wish only god can fulfill---- not ur employer ---lol
Colt, i read this when i was at the age of 10...:(
Now i am 20.....:))
"Never Give" may be because "UP, got lost"... :)
Colt, i've read it before..But i am agreed with most of the points..hehehehee
huh? give wat? you want something? ;-P