You've been in the Gulf too long when...

Colt45
By Colt45

* You wear at least any one of the following: a gold chain, a gold bracelet, a gold anklet, gold rings
* Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the houseboy
* You believe that speed limits are only advisory
* You expect all police to drive BMWs or Merc's
* You believe that the definition of a nanosecond is the time interval between the time the light turns green and the time that the guy behind you begins to blow his horn
* You expect all stores to stay open till midnight
* You understand that 'wadi bashing' isn't a criminal act
* You make left turns from the far right lane
* You send friends a map instead of your address
* You understand why huge 4x4s must slow down to a snail's pace whilst crossing a speed bump yet hurtle through a wadi at 100 kph
* You never step out of your vehicle at the local grocery store, instead you horn and wait until the delivery boys comes to you
* You think it perfectly normal to have a picnic in the middle of a roundabout at 11pm
* You know exactly how much alcohol allowance you have left for the month
* You have a moon phase predictor on your computer
* You are perfectly comfortable with Friday-Saturday being your weekend
* You accept that there is no point in asking why you are not allowed to do something
* You expect queues to be 1 person deep and 40 people wide
* You realise that the black and white stripes in the road are not a zebra crossing, just bait to get tourists into the firing line
* Seeing guys welcome each other with a kiss and hold hands while walking no longer distracts you
* You carry 12 passport size photos around with you just in case
* You think its a good night if there are fewer than 10 men for every woman in a bar
* You start to say "Insha'allah" when you actually mean "No f**king chance!"
* Habibi isn't just the ex-president of Indonesia
* You overtake a police car at 130KM/HR
* A problem with your car AC is more serious to you than a problem with the brakes

HAVE A SAFE DAY... ;-)

By gudone• 8 Aug 2010 15:58
gudone

gud ones... most of thm r really true!!

By anonymous• 8 Aug 2010 15:55
anonymous

BNB...... your comments... & Afrin's reply to keep eyes closed ...reminds me of Veru's dialouge & Basanti's answer in Sholay while teaching Basanti to use a gun...lol

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 11:57
afrinnabees

BNB..oh..wh i saw..close ur eyes i just closed nvr had time to complete tat sentence also....

Saeedji..Waiting for your eid party...

Btw..Pls dont mistake me dont call me Ji...

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 11:55
beautynbrain

EID partyyyyy.....hmm will I get veg food there???

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 11:54
beautynbrain

hmm yummy...Afrin how can u say that??? BTW I asked u to close ur eyes when bad language comes... Please keep ur eyes open... he he

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 11:53
afrinnabees

BNB u asked me to close my eyes nad now u alone enjoying lunch from Saeedji ah..too bad....

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 11:45
beautynbrain

sure saeed??? is it "aam ka achar"???

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 11:38
afrinnabees

BNB....

Now in Ql i have gone blind as any whr i go i see those two people..passing over their comments..........

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 11:29
Colt45

I blame you... you bring out the worst in me ;-))

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 11:27
beautynbrain

Saeed- I am pure Indian....thats why my hindi is mashallah... he he

Rizks- hang him right now...he kept me hungry...

By anonymous• 8 Aug 2010 11:24
anonymous

seems true..

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 11:23
Rizks

Colt is the bloody culprit here.

He is the one to be hanged with his t****s...:(

Everytime he makes me say those words...

Kamina kahi ka.

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 11:22
Colt45

why not? have you not taken a ride along the matar road? ;-)

By britexpat• 8 Aug 2010 11:21
britexpat

- you give directions by landmarks

By anonymous• 8 Aug 2010 11:19
anonymous

Would agree to all but "* You expect all stores to stay open till midnight" that last statement does not work in Qatar.

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 11:19
beautynbrain

come on yaar..dont get so serious...

Saeed- I agree with ur point but I really dont mind until such words are used for me.

Afrin- u keep ur eyes closed thru out as I dont want u to get spoiled becz of colt and rizks...he he

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 11:17
Colt45

thanks for your advice, everyone has a mind of their own ;-)

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 11:11
beautynbrain

its u colt...

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 11:07
Colt45

Who is abusing in my thread???

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 11:04
afrinnabees

Tinker i support..u..lets form a QL Good Girls group..and protest against these bad boys,,,,,lol

BNB

i am waiting for My Lunch..as well...Whr is Colty?

By drmana• 8 Aug 2010 11:04
drmana

You expect queues to be 1 person deep and 40 people wide.....grrrrrrrrr, so true :-)

By anonymous• 8 Aug 2010 11:02
anonymous

Ok ...BNB...relax...lol

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:58
beautynbrain

tinker- I am with u....

Colt- u r so bad, I am still without breakfast...now be serious for lunch

By britexpat• 8 Aug 2010 10:55
britexpat

- you enjoy camping in the sand

- you are not surprised to see a goat in the passenger seat (Unless it's Dracula)

- you serve coffee in a thimble

- your ideal vacation is anywhere you can eat a pig

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:54
beautynbrain

Jack- who hijacked the thread????

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 10:52
afrinnabees

Tinker u r the first one to protect the oethr ladies from these....BAd boys..........

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:47
beautynbrain

thanks tinkerbell for the warning to colt and rizks...

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 10:44
Rizks

wats goti ?

U mean ball....lol

By anonymous• 8 Aug 2010 10:44
anonymous

Last warning to all... stop hijacking....

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:41
beautynbrain

no colt- I wish it is gujju song....but really its amazing song... lets make gujju song out of it...he he he

check the link

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:41
Colt45

it's goti shaped ;-)

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 10:41
Rizks

Colt is ur testicles Triangle Shaped or Rectangle shaped ? :(

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:38
Colt45

that song is, G U J J U... :-)))

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:38
beautynbrain

he he he..Afrin u r more lucky...homeland is colt's place.

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:37
beautynbrain

Frexie- the glitter graphics has dance steps of song "I want nobody nobody but you" right??? I love that song...

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 10:37
afrinnabees

BNB its grt to know ur place is home land..BNB i will thr @ 12 we shall have lunch and colt is gonna pay our bill..wat a grt person colt is.........

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:36
Colt45

ima go away for a few mins now and lemme see what happens... BEHAVE y'all!!! ;-)

By Frexie• 8 Aug 2010 10:35
Frexie

nice!

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:32
Colt45

ok my place is "homeland" ;-)

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:31
Colt45

i don't have balls... i have testicles :-)))

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:31
beautynbrain

Rizks- u order ur manu.. Colt will surely get for us..

Colt- I m pure vegetarian,please get me sarso ka saag and Butter naan. yummy. we will be at ur place at 12PM today... ok???

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 10:30
Rizks

BPL = Balls pe Laat....:)

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:30
Colt45

then you don't eat!

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:28
Colt45

horses balls and fried brinjals ;-))

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:27
Colt45

Bunjabi presh lunch??? :-P

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 10:27
Rizks

Colt ke khudh ke khaane ke vaande hai, wat he will serve us ? :(

Translation: Colt, wats the menu for lunch ? :(

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:25
Colt45

dune!!!

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:24
beautynbrain

Rizks- lets go to colt's place..he will get us lunch and dinner both... Afrin will also join us...

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 10:24
Rizks

Colt ruk lemme give u BPL...:))

By plushed• 8 Aug 2010 10:23
plushed

You send friends a map instead of your address - ROFL. so true!

uhm.. what's "wadi"?

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:23
Rating: 2/5
Colt45

it's too late for breakfast now, so send in your lunch orders ;-)

GPL (gaand pe laath) on the way for all of you ;-))

trans - GPL (good presh lunch) :-))

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 10:23
Rizks

BnB u want me to come to ur house for this Translation classes OR

you gonna come to My house ? :)

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 10:22
Rizks

abe u lazy ones...go check ur orders urself...i am not bloody getting my order wat i will chek ur orders ? :(

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:21
beautynbrain

Colt- check ur PM...I have sent u my address....please send my order quickly...

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:20
beautynbrain

Afrin- these people will not understand without translation...I had to learn it...

Rizks- I want special classes for translations.... :)

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 10:18
Rizks

GPL ?

u mean Garmagaram Pakoda and Lassi ? :)

oh ok, one each u can add to my list

and make it fast you moron....:)

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 10:18
afrinnabees

Rizks follow up with my Order also...........

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 10:17
afrinnabees

BNB..wow u also have adopted translation skills from Rizks..ah

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:17
Colt45

i don't deliver vada paav, i ONLY deliver GPL... howzaat??? ;-))

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:16
beautynbrain

Rizks- will please follow up for my order as well???

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 10:15
Rizks

abe Colt....

were is my Vada Paav ? :(

saala bhook lag reli hai baap....??:(

lemme first get the order then later i shall complain to Baladiya and ask them to wackk ur a2z for ur slow and stupid service....:(

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:13
beautynbrain

lol colt...

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:12
Colt45

Quit hi-jacking my thread!!! :-P

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 10:11
afrinnabees

Really.....thn order for me... as u r gonna pay the bill

By iamspecial• 8 Aug 2010 10:10
Rating: 3/5
iamspecial

you already developed any "STONES" for your kidney, gall bladder and all parts of of your abdominal internal organs because of consuming water with HIGH amounts of sodium...

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:10
beautynbrain

colt- saad pura kha jayega aur muje kuch nahi milega...he he he.

trans: send me again as i havent got it yet...

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:10
Colt45

What you want? I will give you a nbr, you call there and ask for whatever you want, they will deliver... the place is called "homeland" :-P

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 10:09
afrinnabees

but wat abt mine..hello colt........

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:08
Colt45

I sent it already, via saad... LOL!!!

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:07
beautynbrain

good morning saeed.... I am doing gr8...

Colt- waiting for misal pav..

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 10:07
afrinnabees

Good MOrning Saeed..Wk is roaming around her if he see this he is gonna kill us.........

BNB..i was roaming around here only..........as a lonely Soul....

Colt wat abt Home delivery for me too

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:05
beautynbrain

yeah colt- I read it properly and thats why i said to note the order carefully...

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:04
beautynbrain

Afrin- where were u these days??

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 10:04
Colt45

you read my "home-delivery" offer properly, it said "missile pav"... :-))

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 10:03
afrinnabees

tats too bad tat u deliver only to BNB...........

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 10:02
beautynbrain

oye colt I ordered for "missal pav".... please note the order carefully. lol

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 09:58
Colt45

fookat chodu's... that home-delivery offer was "missile" pav for BNB only!!! :-P

By anonymous• 8 Aug 2010 09:55
anonymous

Colt one Masala tea in my office also with maska bun :P

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 09:53
beautynbrain

he he he colt- start thinking about new business.... :)

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 09:51
Rizks

Colt....

a plate of Paav bhaaji, Vada Paav and Thandi Lassi for me please.

Make sure u take the tip when u deliver at my door steps...:)

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 09:49
beautynbrain

correct...home delievery please....

Sammiee- Colt is always free for QL...

By garfieldisc• 8 Aug 2010 09:49
garfieldisc

yah so true...one more thing i do, i dont go out without my pataka... hehehe :)

By sammiee• 8 Aug 2010 09:46
sammiee

how did u create that....how much time u spend ?? lol

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 09:43
Colt45

come to Bombay chowpatty in 15, i will get you that ;-)... if you want home delivery, it will be missile pav ;-))

By rebel• 8 Aug 2010 09:42
rebel

so very true :)

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 09:41
beautynbrain

colt- yes please get me one tea with missal pav he he eh

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 09:37
Colt45

okay... come on, chai ho jaye??? :-P

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 09:33
beautynbrain

come on colt...u r intelligent enough..understand na...

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 09:32
Colt45

WAKE UP!!! there is NO "if" in this thread! :-P

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 09:29
beautynbrain

oks...still feeling sleepy...

so now dont continue with "if you have been in bla bla bla" he he he

By bubblymom• 8 Aug 2010 09:29
bubblymom

Rizks being 20 and bald is alarming!

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 09:26
Colt45

It's not a "if you are..." thread, it's "you've been in the gulf..." ;-)

MORNING!

By beautynbrain• 8 Aug 2010 09:24
Rating: 3/5
beautynbrain

Colt dont start again with if you are bla bla bla....

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 09:23
Rizks

abey oye WK !

its not written up there...:(

u mean most of the people staying in Gulf are BALD....:)

By anonymous• 8 Aug 2010 09:21
anonymous

Rizks ok I am sure you haven't read this before

YOU ARE BALD ;)

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 09:21
Rizks

tomorrow i will give u the complete report about tat site and its content.

till then, wait.....

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 09:19
Colt45

eggzactly!!! :-P

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 09:18
Rizks

youporn.com ? :(

i cant open tat link frm my office...:(

I wil go home and check tat site with my Family, kids, parents and grand parents with bobcorn and bebsi...:)

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 09:15
Colt45

I don't drink Red Bull, I only take my daily dose of viagra... That's it!!! ROFL!!! :-)))

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 09:10
Colt45

I can't post that here, but here is the link... now if that doesn't do all the things you said up there, then you're not a man... "youporn.com"... ;-P

oh btw drink red bull later, it gives you wings ;-)

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 09:06
Rizks

Oi Colt, i cant ! :(

Post something which i have not read b4.

Something which excites me

Something which makes my day

Something which makes me fly in the Air

Something which is changes my mood...

and so on and so forth....!! :)

By afrinnabees• 8 Aug 2010 09:05
Rating: 5/5
afrinnabees

Though its Colts's usual Style it is funnier than others........

By soniya• 8 Aug 2010 09:04
soniya

lol colt....

rizk, u still 20?????

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 09:03
Colt45

so read this again ;-)

By petvet• 8 Aug 2010 09:02
petvet

it means in other words that your wish only god can fulfill---- not ur employer ---lol

By petvet• 8 Aug 2010 09:02
petvet

it means in other world that your wish only god can fulfill---- not ur employer ---lol

By Rizks• 8 Aug 2010 09:00
Rizks

Colt, i read this when i was at the age of 10...:(

Now i am 20.....:))

By happygolucky• 8 Aug 2010 08:50
happygolucky

"Never Give" may be because "UP, got lost"... :)

By soniya• 8 Aug 2010 08:40
soniya

Colt, i've read it before..But i am agreed with most of the points..hehehehee

By Colt45• 8 Aug 2010 08:38
Colt45

huh? give wat? you want something? ;-P

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