BEFORE and AFTER.....

coolquietman
By coolquietman

IN THE TRADITION OF THE BEFORE AFTER SERIES......................
Subject: Love: before and after

BEFORE and AFTER

Before marriage...

Boy: Yes! At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want to leave?
Boy: No! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of a person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: My darling!

After marriage...
Simply read from bottom to top.

By thatguy• 26 Nov 2007 19:01
thatguy

well statistics also prove that the norm is not accurate in all cases... but with amount of male dominate relationships out there i wouldn't be surprised if women are happier single and men are happier married...

sorry ladies but you need to pay more attention to the man before you agree to a life long commitment... because i know more women in a male dominant relation ships than single women or women in a mutual relationship put together... because alot of women just need security...

____________________________________________________

just hanging out and watching dvd's with helen keller... kind of a quite night.

By spicemom• 26 Nov 2007 18:57
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spicemom

cornellian could it be that married men are happier coz they are sort of taken care off by the wifey where as single women are happier coz they dont have to all the things that their married counterparts have to do>>??what do i know?..........

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 18:53
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skdkak closed 1708224867

Do flip - flop

marriage - out of marriage and back into marriage.

In that case all will have their share of happiness and other feelings.

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By Cornellian• 26 Nov 2007 18:31
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Cornellian

Did u guys knows that statistically married men are happier than single men? Took it in psychology class. So marriage isn't as bad as it's made to look....BUT....single women were found to be happier than married women. Hmmmm....

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 17:10
swissgirl39

lol.let him say cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeee.

maybe it works.

by the way,good to know about your pacion.lol.

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 17:06
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skdkak closed 1708224867

Thatz the we all should be.

Smiling :)

But there are a lot of them who will not understand it all.

There is one new on F01 opposite to my office. Just went there once.

Why am i telling this to you.. see my patience :((((

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 17:02
swissgirl39

thats a good one.makes me smile to imagine it.

:-)))))

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 16:59
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skdkak closed 1708224867

It could change to even C@F11 (charan at Floor eleven)

Cant understand G

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 16:56
swissgirl39

i think...G2G to meet Charan at Orions?

LOL.

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 16:53
skdkak closed 1708224867

Oh really.

G2G = Go to Get... BEER

or = Got to Go to Get .... evening stuff

:)

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 16:50
swissgirl39

looks as Senti himself G2G.

:-(

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 16:45
swissgirl39

thank you.

:-)

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 16:44
skdkak closed 1708224867

Where... where .. where is the bottle & whoz G2G??

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By sentibhim• 26 Nov 2007 16:43
sentibhim

Hey G2G. Take ur bottle urselves,until i come here.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By LongTimeResident• 26 Nov 2007 16:35
LongTimeResident

Swissgirl39 .. Your tagline gave me a strong feeling... thx.. I liked it.

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 16:35
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skdkak closed 1708224867

TCOM has just one bottle. Will do with it dear.

Balance on the 11th flr

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By t_coffee_or_me• 26 Nov 2007 16:27
t_coffee_or_me

That was for you also senti

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I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

Than a whole truck load when I'm gone

By sentibhim• 26 Nov 2007 16:25
sentibhim

Where is my bottle ?

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 16:23
skdkak closed 1708224867

I know my capacity.

Can't handle a gallon. Crate is fine.

And I cant be so mean to take away so much stuff from my other QL members. In Qatar we all need it.

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 16:22
swissgirl39

thank you.I will do my best to brighten up your early morning.

;-)))))

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By t_coffee_or_me• 26 Nov 2007 16:22
t_coffee_or_me

capacity or limits?

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I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

Than a whole truck load when I'm gone

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 16:20
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skdkak closed 1708224867

I used to feel so bad in mornings.

Not anymore.. it a pleasure to have day's first cup from you

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By t_coffee_or_me• 26 Nov 2007 16:20
t_coffee_or_me

Who need a beer crate when u have a whole 5 gallon cooler

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I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

Than a whole truck load when I'm gone

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 16:18
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skdkak closed 1708224867

helloooooo. give the bottle to senti..

I will do with the remaining bottles in the beer crate

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 16:16
swissgirl39

i will not forget you.first coffee is for you.

;-))))

and ofcourse will be ready when you stand up in the morning.

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By t_coffee_or_me• 26 Nov 2007 16:15
t_coffee_or_me

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[img_assist|nid=50852|title=hmm|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

Than a whole truck load when I'm gone

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 16:13
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skdkak closed 1708224867

I got to hit u hard tonight at ramada signal. LOL

u know why.. no coffee tomorrow morning, y u got sooooooooo "J" for my sweet morning.

Now tolerate me daily in one of your faithful spots in the evenings.

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By sentibhim• 26 Nov 2007 16:07
sentibhim

LOL if u can.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By coolquietman• 26 Nov 2007 16:06
coolquietman

swiss..i am sure you will have a fairytale marraige...just like in the last bollywood pic i saw..lol

it will be nothing as above.:-)

do it right - the first time!

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 16:05
swissgirl39

lol.my lips are closed.will you order one for tomorrow morning?

:-)

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 16:03
swissgirl39

well my day was pretty good untill now.But soon i have to go to the office again maybe this will change my opinion about it.LOL.

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By sentibhim• 26 Nov 2007 16:01
sentibhim

Skdkak is bad boy, isn"t it ?

HE HE HE HE HE

Now your coffee will cut from tomorrow.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 16:01
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skdkak closed 1708224867

How was ur day today? I mean we still are in the 2nd haif of it. But for senti.. the 3rd half has already started.

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 15:57
swissgirl39

;-)

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 15:55
swissgirl39

:-D

you are a good boooyyy,i know that.

:-D

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 15:55
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skdkak closed 1708224867

U are still under the influence of yesterday evening.

I was supposed to get up early morning and hear the bell. NOT YOU.

hehehehehehehe

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By sentibhim• 26 Nov 2007 15:54
sentibhim

Me too mine.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 15:52
swissgirl39

:-D

you see i keep my promises.

lol.

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By sentibhim• 26 Nov 2007 15:49
sentibhim

LOL Cqm you always missed the history.one day history will miss you.

SkDkak........Really ? I dint hear my bell.ooooooooops

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 15:34
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skdkak closed 1708224867

Dont you know, I got that cup of coffee much earlier in the morning than I thought...

Now what say senti ?

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By coolquietman• 26 Nov 2007 15:31
coolquietman

hi senti how are you? i must have missed yesterday......what did happen that was so special ...?

do it right - the first time!

By sentibhim• 26 Nov 2007 15:29
sentibhim

HE he from yesterday's history.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 15:28
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skdkak closed 1708224867

I dont go to ramada daily to get my eyes droopy.

BTW: how do you know of my special case.

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By sentibhim• 26 Nov 2007 15:21
sentibhim

Speacial in ur case.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 26 Nov 2007 15:12
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skdkak closed 1708224867

True to certain extent..

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

By anonymous• 26 Nov 2007 13:24
anonymous

lol very funny

Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

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By swissgirl39• 26 Nov 2007 13:15
swissgirl39

lol.a bit sarcastic.hope that will never happen to me or with me.

:-D

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

By coolquietman• 26 Nov 2007 13:09
coolquietman

lan its true from top to bottom and funny from bottom to top.lol

do it right - the first time!

By Lan• 26 Nov 2007 13:06
Rating: 2/5
Lan

Very true and funny at the same time.

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