Alcohol Warning (LOL)

Mann-Doha
By Mann-Doha

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

By Blood• 30 Jun 2010 20:27
Blood

By Blood• 30 Jun 2010 20:21
Blood

I will share your opinion about that, I think Jack mohan would also share that ;))

By GodFather.• 30 Jun 2010 19:51
GodFather.

one thing I know from experience is consumption of Alcohol does make one honest. So what ever one says when drunk is near enough truth..:)

By yv2r• 30 Jun 2010 18:43
yv2r

Kick the bucket very soon

By Blood• 30 Jun 2010 17:29
Blood

no one can judge anyone, please do not mingle with alcohol consumers they do no like to be judged especially from an outsider.

Jack LOL me too me too

By anonymous• 30 Jun 2010 17:17
anonymous

Blood ...I always wear one...dont wanna get preggy :(

By afrinnabees• 30 Jun 2010 17:13
afrinnabees

its actually useful for us who dont consume as we can judge a person...........whether he is drunk or not....lol

By madurai• 30 Jun 2010 17:07
Rating: 3/5
madurai

this is only for us who is not having this habit and if you are new to this,,,,only......others no need to worry and continue ur habits...

By qatarliving.com.ph• 30 Jun 2010 17:02
qatarliving.com.ph

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to think that you're a 4th grader from South Park Elementary School..

By Blood• 30 Jun 2010 17:00
Rating: 4/5
Blood

who ever wants to drink might have no problems to live with most of these warning and risk the consequences of consuming alcohol, even if it will be just for the fun of doing all of the above rules breaking, except the last warning in this case drinking people should use the Chastity belt LOL

By anonymous• 30 Jun 2010 16:59
anonymous

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol gives one the passport of hell, to live there for ever!!!

By epicurean• 30 Jun 2010 16:44
epicurean

Good question. I have no idea.

*cutting herself off now*

By Khawaga• 30 Jun 2010 16:39
Khawaga

epicurean: it's not from Long Island by any chance?

By AlphaQ• 30 Jun 2010 16:33
AlphaQ

hahahaha....

By epicurean• 30 Jun 2010 16:22
epicurean

But I actually DO have mystical Kung Fu powers. Wait, what is IN this tea???

By nomerci• 30 Jun 2010 16:21
nomerci

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

Hmm, I have seen quite a few people with strange dark spots on their forehead here...they defo look like carpet burns.

By gudone• 30 Jun 2010 16:01
gudone

yup... but if v c any1 consuming v can warn with alllllllllllllllllllllllllll these warnings;;;;

By soniya• 30 Jun 2010 15:59
soniya

Gud one, but we shld better stay away from it coz we are not the one who consume ALCOHOL..right???

By gudone• 30 Jun 2010 15:52
gudone

such a lot of warnings..... gud..

By guitargirl• 30 Jun 2010 15:51
guitargirl

they forgot that Alcohol Consumption may cause you to wake up at someone else's room.

lol

By anonymous• 30 Jun 2010 15:36
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

It may make you seem smart in the idiots paradise of QL....

By sentibhim• 30 Jun 2010 15:25
Rating: 3/5
sentibhim

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.............LOL.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By Xena• 30 Jun 2010 14:51
Xena

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to act like a judgement, arrogant, know-it-all idiot on websites in foreign countries;-P

By Gearone• 30 Jun 2010 14:46
Gearone

Thank god!...

there is no warning for -

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead to leave QL.. :D:P

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