Alcohol Warning (LOL)
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
I will share your opinion about that, I think Jack mohan would also share that ;))
one thing I know from experience is consumption of Alcohol does make one honest. So what ever one says when drunk is near enough truth..:)
Kick the bucket very soon
no one can judge anyone, please do not mingle with alcohol consumers they do no like to be judged especially from an outsider.
Jack LOL me too me too
Blood ...I always wear one...dont wanna get preggy :(
its actually useful for us who dont consume as we can judge a person...........whether he is drunk or not....lol
this is only for us who is not having this habit and if you are new to this,,,,only......others no need to worry and continue ur habits...
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to think that you're a 4th grader from South Park Elementary School..
who ever wants to drink might have no problems to live with most of these warning and risk the consequences of consuming alcohol, even if it will be just for the fun of doing all of the above rules breaking, except the last warning in this case drinking people should use the Chastity belt LOL
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol gives one the passport of hell, to live there for ever!!!
Good question. I have no idea.
*cutting herself off now*
epicurean: it's not from Long Island by any chance?
hahahaha....
But I actually DO have mystical Kung Fu powers. Wait, what is IN this tea???
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Hmm, I have seen quite a few people with strange dark spots on their forehead here...they defo look like carpet burns.
yup... but if v c any1 consuming v can warn with alllllllllllllllllllllllllll these warnings;;;;
Gud one, but we shld better stay away from it coz we are not the one who consume ALCOHOL..right???
such a lot of warnings..... gud..
they forgot that Alcohol Consumption may cause you to wake up at someone else's room.
lol
It may make you seem smart in the idiots paradise of QL....
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.............LOL.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to act like a judgement, arrogant, know-it-all idiot on websites in foreign countries;-P
Thank god!...
there is no warning for -
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead to leave QL.. :D:P