Astrologer sees year of conflict
As reported in todays Gulf Times....TOUGH times are ahead and this year will be particularly difficult, Lebanese astrologer Magui Farah said yesterday.
“It is expected to be a year of conflicts where vital issues like peace, security and economy might take a drubbing ,” she said.
All I can say to that is....no shit!!!
Not sure, but I was under strict instructions not to make them too serious.
I really wanted to put in a few like: "Today is a bad day to drive. Someone will try to push you off the road."
My suggestions were scorned. ** sniff **
Isn't astrology haram? (She now ducks to avoid all the %&*# being hurled.)
Mandi
drought in the desert areas and Pestilence ??
I compose the horoscopes for The Peninsula, and as an expert in the field I'd like to warn you all not to question the authenticity of these predictions. It took me at least six hours to compose the whole year's horoscopes, and during that time, I was not only writing a script to randomly join astrological cliches, but also channeling my psychic energy into each and every one of my predictions.
My verdict for 2009: DOOOM!!! DOOOOM, I TELL THEE!!!
(cue smoke and spooky music)
I am astounded by her psychic skills and her reading of the stars!!! How does she do it?
Well she has me convinced, I must check my horoscope everyday now in order to see what the future holds.
And I used to think it was all a load of rubbish - how naive I was!!
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
i thought she meant clubbing....so i'm guessing plenty more sessions at the irish bar.
Whats drubbing??
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