Because I'm a man
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer.
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu". For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex, racing, or football, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't.
Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for mother's day is okay, I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my Mom too!!
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a man, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, and the dishes. I'll do the rest.
boys will be boys... nothings new! =D
Don't settle at being ordinary. Life is too precious. Enjoy. Have fun. Spend. Travel. Shop. Love. Fight. There's nothing wrong with being REAL.
"Colombus did not need directions...neither do we.."
Erm...
Wasn't Colombus looking for India?
Call me Maninibat!
Thanks for all your comments Guys/ Gals
Waiting to see some of the SO CALLED STRONGER SPECIES to come up with another version...............................
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The happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own terms but are those who change their terms for the ones whom they love..
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many days each month.
Because I'm a man , I wander around shops with my partner.
because I'm a man, i couldn't resist my self from grinning, smiling and laughing while reading this...good one abha
am on TCOM but not as the sametime as you or sometimes for a shorter period than i would love to
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
been good SM what about you ... don't see much of you nowadays
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uhuh that is why the rest dont either........lol
hi TCOM how u doing?
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Because I am woman, I am very strong
I argue because I am never wrong
with hands akimbo and a gifted tongue
I am quite prepared to stand my ground
There is no use you arguing with me
You're wasting precious time; don't you see?
Quit while you're ahead and I'll tell you blatantly
You're no winner, that title belongs to me
It's a veritable talent we inherited from Eve
it's the very said talent that made Adam believe
A woman can convince a man of almost anything
Our feminine wiles can make him think he is King
Adam ate the apple and now every man must pay
Those two changed the course of histroy on Creation day
_________________________________-Pamela
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Even Moses wandered the desert coz he did not ask for direction
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In addition to this:
Because im a man & im so busy at work, i always have the excused to forget some important occasions like ur birthday, & our anniversary!
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
I LOVE THIS PART... (So true!)
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN :)
" if we are not part of the SOLUTION, then we are the PROBLEM "
yes yes how can we not notice it , arent they all alike on that point there...lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Colombus did not need directions...neither do we..
(Well...cynics might say that he headed for India and reached America...ofcourse...err...a mere technicality, u know...) :-p
Somebody told me, "You are what you eat".Now I know why I'm nuts!!
"...You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly. Ha, Ha, Ha..." Donkey
oh yes one more thing you forgot to mention:
Because i am a man even when i do get lost and go around in circles i will never ever ask for direction(so help us god AMEN).........
my fav is the 3rd point where the man catches the cold.....lol >you couldnt have said it better mate.......:O)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Hahaha. Good one.