Best excuses for not going to work
From
http://msn.careerbuilder.co.uk/Article/MSN-66-Workplace-Issues-15-Excuse...
"I'm too drunk to drive to work."
"I accidentally flushed my keys down the toilet."
"I had to help deliver a baby on my way to work." (Employee was not in the medical profession.)
"I accidentally drove through the automatic garage door before it opened."
"My boyfriend's snake escaped from its cage and I'm afraid to leave the bedroom until he gets home."
"I'm too fat to get into my work outfit."
"God didn't wake me." (Employee didn't believe in alarm clocks and thought a higher power would wake her when she was ready.)
"I cut my fingernails too short, they're bleeding and I have to go to the doctor."
"The ghosts in my house kept me up all night."
"I forgot I was getting married today."
"My cow bit me."
"My son accidentally fell asleep next to wet cement in our garden. His foot fell in and we can't get it out."
"I was walking down the street watching road works being done, fell in the hole and hurt myself."
"I was walking my dog and slipped on a toad in my driveway and hurt my back."
"My house lock jammed, and I'm locked in."
Yes Jervis cheers :P :)
Jervis TGTT :)
jervis so u mean I am Mod ? :P
Jervid did u learn how to feed trolls now ?
lobot John abraham was model gucci once .. he is from paris or india ?
pajju, calvien klein made in india?
lobot yes i am model of calvin klein .. did u see advt?
Jervis kid is always kid
jervis
in could be a contraction of a model....model pajju
mod pajju is hijacking the thread...admin supposedly a model on this forum...
gay sex is haram my friend pajju...thank you
yes in india gay sex allowed .. u wanna change ur passport? :P
Ok marie PM me your full name, next time I go to India, I will get you your death certificate then you can take permanent vacations from office by submitting that.
lol pajju...maybe you can find more gays on your country...
from were in india ? :P
i have dysmenorrhea ;-)
i just came from india sandeep, too late for that.... just give me another certificate
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no my gal frined wont allow to go with gays
ok pajju bhai dont worry i will come to city center tommorow early in the morning...do you want to come with us?
hahaha.. sandeep. that was you? no wonder. well, thank you for getting out, coz i must not be late tonight
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lobot u said u want to go tommorrow city centre .. ho camu ur back home ?
marie come to India. I will get you your death certificate delivered in your hands..
sandeep, they should ask you to present a medical certificate as proof of that alibi.hehehe
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pajju my habibi...i am bachelor in doha, back home i am married...
I have used appendix a lot. I must have had 12 operations to remove appendix till date. Came in handy to get not just 1 day off but 2-3 days in a row.
u troll u start thread this morning that ur bachlor !!! u know that from wher u get life ?
my wife and i are too much tired this morning...sorry i cannot come to work.
I was just getting jealous of all the people complaining about excess weight so couldn't help but poke my nose in to tell them that their are people like me as well who want to put on some weight :(
sandee hijack ? did i did ? or u did ? :P
Pajju I said enough Hijack!!!!!
5 kilo what ?
I am willing to take 5 kilos each from all the four posters before me, if only it was possible :(
Anyway enough hijack. Back to the topic.
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I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise
How to put on weight??????
I have been trying unsuccessfully for a decade now :(
Marie, it's typical to be in early when the boss is late, never happens the other way round though!
MrsTimebandit/Jervis, remember... a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips!
*If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*
LOL Jervis.......I like! I must remember to adopt the 'laundry accident' (aka 'wardrobe malfunction') approach the next time I have a midnight feast..
If Timebandit is reading this he will now be scurrying around hiding the chocolate......:)
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
marie danx
snessy a lil nap :)
Ok marie I will get out of your house, you go to office on time now.
i forgot to sleep last nyt.nyaaaaaaaa
LBM for sure..
snssy...my boss had ghosts too in his house so he was late.i was earlier by 5min.
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i did pajju...nice hair and beard.
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Marie, I'd still be scared, LOL
Oh ShahRukh, where you been?
*If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*
just imagine me ...
lol... the ghost was too handsome snessy. would you leave early for work?
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Marie, if I had ghosts in my house, forget taking the day off, I would've gone in early ;-)
I can't think of excuses beforehand, I work best under pressure.
the ghosts in my house kept me all night
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Ha Ha, I've had a couple of these days too..."I'm too fat to get into my work outfit."
whatever.. we do lock our doors at night :P
No, mjamille28. I am Don Juan de Marco and I must keep my doors open all the time.
Boston, do you not lock your doors at night?
a colleague of mine once told me the same answer....ohhh i was too drunk to come yesterday!!!! and she made that innocent face,,,,so i thought how can a girl , be so guilty , and admit it , yet she looked so innocent..later i knew the answer...it's the mix of tequila and soft white skin...:D
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I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise
You lock yourself inside the house, mjamille28? Why?
Boston, i would still be inside the house when i "accidentally flush" my keys down the toilet and i am locked up inside.. there is no way im going out from the balcony.. :P
LBM - LOST in BOWEL MOVEMENT or LOOKING for BETTER MANAGEMENT
Thanks Jervis......
my personal favourite is being too fat to fit into a uniform! Presumably they wore the outfit to work the day before - so what happened? Did they stay up all night eating doughnuts??!!
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
You still could come to work, mjamille28. You'd only have a problem when you get back home. So, it's no excuse for not coming to the office!
""I accidentally flushed my keys down the toilet." -- in my case, it would have to be my house keys.. ;)
The first one is the only one I would accept from my employee.
I found a new job