Best pick up lines you've ever heard?

mayfield
By mayfield

With me?

one time the guy approached me saying "did anybody tells you you have a beauty like a queen"

I have to say "Oh really! Thank you but I already have a king".....

By nouf84• 1 Jan 2012 13:41
nouf84

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By JBH• 20 May 2007 14:20
JBH

As long as you see my face in this place you will always have a place to sit.

Sorry?

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It dun't really matter.

By anonymous• 20 May 2007 14:07
anonymous

How can I cheat you? hi! hi! hi! It's your country of course!:)

So when we change our booking, we'll let you know okey? Mark says we should all meet for a cup of coffee or cup of tea over the weekend okey? You've got our number so text us when it's possible for you and her to meet us!

Enjoy the rest of the day and chat you again later!

Angel

By anonymous• 20 May 2007 09:44
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Still it is valid. Then I want you to buy for me DVD's and CD's from a particular shop in colombo. I will give you the name and the location. Do not try to cheet me. I know all the prices OK:)Anyway tell your husband that I am a buddhist also (but non practising).

By anonymous• 19 May 2007 21:17
anonymous

Now if I go to Sri Lanka instead of Thailand your DVD request is no longer relevant isn't it?

Just keep dancing baby

By anonymous• 19 May 2007 08:44
anonymous

Gossip? I love that. one of my best buddies. DVD list is being prepared at the moment. Qatar style.

By anonymous• 17 May 2007 09:08
anonymous

one night stand=one night drinking at the bar standing OK

By anonymous• 17 May 2007 09:06
anonymous

you are so beautiful and seems to be inteligent. would you mind going out with me for a drink. nevermind about your 10 children. this is only an one night stand Lah. happy go lucky.

By anonymous• 16 May 2007 19:03
anonymous

I was inside Carrefour Villaggio and there's two foreigner in front of me blocking my way, one of them approached me and say "I'm a very intelligent man" I said really? he says "yes!" I said, for me you're stupid! He asked "Why?" You can see I have my kids with me that means I'm married!

The truth is difficult to deny!

By randr88• 16 May 2007 18:30
randr88

Would you open your mouth?

Why?

I need to open this bottle of beer.....

By shicklgruber• 13 May 2007 09:32
Rating: 4/5
shicklgruber

Girl : hey babe i am too drunk..cant find my car or the guy who came with me.

By anonymous• 13 May 2007 09:25
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

I like u beacause you are like jennifer Lopaz. (Booty)

By mayfield• 13 May 2007 01:14
mayfield

Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches the color of my sheets?

Nice shoes, wanna screw?

The magic word for the day is legs. Want to get together later and spread the word?

I know 400 ways to make you squeal. I'm working on 401. Care to assist?

Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice? Girl: Not at all. Guy: What if I was a midget?

By CHOMOLONGMA• 12 May 2007 21:19
CHOMOLONGMA

oke then, i ll pm u the same question.

Notice, topic remains unchanged.

Manu

By JoeKanuck• 12 May 2007 21:18
JoeKanuck

"Hi...how are you...?", has always been a pretty good ice breaker for me...if the parole thing doesn't work...

By mayfield• 12 May 2007 21:14
mayfield

guys the subject is "Best pick up lines you've ever heard?" not your imagination. don't change the subject alright? lol

By CHOMOLONGMA• 12 May 2007 21:12
CHOMOLONGMA

any reasons for his weird imagination then?

By JoeKanuck• 12 May 2007 21:11
Rating: 3/5
JoeKanuck

Hi...I think I've seen you before...I believe we have the same parole officer...

By mayfield• 12 May 2007 21:09
mayfield

That his pick up line I don't have that size that he's imagining! lol

By DaRuDe• 12 May 2007 20:57
DaRuDe

where did u guys see each other that he knows that much about you hmmmm secrets hmmm hmmm ok ok :P

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By mayfield• 12 May 2007 20:56
mayfield

well done! what happen to the tits spelling this time? lol

By shazbat• 12 May 2007 20:09
Rating: 4/5
shazbat

"Would you like to dance", yes, good, can I have your seat then".

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"Every adult of sound mind, should be able to choose to do whatever they want, as long as they cause no harm to others".

By azilana7037• 12 May 2007 19:56
Rating: 4/5
azilana7037

Hi there! You're one of the nicest looking girl I've seen round here.

So I replied:

Oh really? Thanks! Just come back when you realize that I'M A GROWN WOMAN"...

and I walked away from the guy...ugghh!

Imagine that! Calling me a "girl"? I wasn't even wearing my hair ribbons that time and even forgot to bring my lollipop candy with me....lol

By shazbat• 12 May 2007 19:44
shazbat

"Do you believe in love at first sight?'......hang on, let me walk past you again :) "

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"Every adult of sound mind, should be able to choose to do whatever they want, as long as they cause no harm to others".

By randr88• 12 May 2007 18:36
randr88

You sweat less than any person I have met before..

By anonymous• 12 May 2007 17:38
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

I like u because u have txxs like globes

By DaRuDe• 12 May 2007 16:48
DaRuDe

seen u some where.

where as he never saw me he saw some one with same shape of mine FACE. :)

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By Majnoon Ajnabi• 12 May 2007 16:43
Rating: 5/5
Majnoon Ajnabi

You have eyes like pools..... Cesspools

Your teeth are like the stars..... They come out at night

Your body is like a pirate's dream... You have a sunken chest

You have the body of a god.... Buddha

Remember, there are three religious truths:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters

By m_daylight• 12 May 2007 15:51
m_daylight

When Rhett Butler told Scarlet O'Hara "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

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