The Best way to say Sorry!

britexpat
By britexpat

I can't think of a better way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A BRAINY Japanese porn star is offering to have sex with the Chinese students — to apologise for her country's invasion of China.

Raunchy Anri Suzuki has a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history and feels so bad about what her countrymen did in 1937 that she is offering to make up for it in the only way she knows how.

She said: "We have to respect the lessons of history and although we cannot obliterate it we can try and make recompense.

"I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan.

"I think it would be a symbolic compensation for them."

Source: The SUn

By flor1212• 17 Jun 2010 08:18
flor1212

or the noisy way!!!!!!!! Lol!

By edifis• 17 Jun 2010 08:16
edifis

Britex, you should go to Industrial and apologise to the hundreds of sheeps and lambs whose ancestors you have eaten.

I want to apologize but I am a vegetarian. And Trees dont have minds.

By edifis• 17 Jun 2010 08:15
edifis

Girls often say sorry to cucumbers and carrots because of their husbands atrocities towards them.

By Arien• 17 Jun 2010 08:15
Arien

ROFL Jack .. pathetic aussies, looked like a high school team

By mjamille28• 17 Jun 2010 06:42
mjamille28

errr, what a way of saying sorry... :P

By anonymous• 17 Jun 2010 06:16
anonymous

Flan did they send in the Cricket team? For the match with Germany 4-0 ...lol

By britexpat• 17 Jun 2010 00:22
britexpat

I am going to the Ramada tonight and DEMAND and apology for the retaking of Hong Kong :O)

By Khanan• 17 Jun 2010 00:20
Khanan

Yallah :)

China is close friend of Pakistan and we support this method of sorry :)

By heero_yuy2• 17 Jun 2010 00:07
heero_yuy2

Now how do I apply for a Chinese passport?

By anonymous• 16 Jun 2010 22:34
anonymous

It's ok Brit, no need for apologies. It was a long time ago, let's move on :-P

By nazimemirates• 16 Jun 2010 21:29
nazimemirates

British - Portuguese - China - etc etc !!!!

By britexpat• 16 Jun 2010 20:51
britexpat

We are ready to say Sorry. We have decided to let the blue bloodied British Male to apologise on our behalf :O)

By Dracula• 16 Jun 2010 20:15
Dracula

I still have the jet-lag..but was great!

Kam bey!

By drmana• 16 Jun 2010 19:59
drmana

crazy people with crazy way of thinking......

By sonaam• 16 Jun 2010 19:58
sonaam

Oh no... I am here in Qatar ;)

By Mehnis• 16 Jun 2010 19:56
Mehnis

According to this she is already doing so:

TOKYO, Japan- A Japanese adult film star, Anri Suzuki, says she has been giving out free sex sessions to Chinese students as a way of giving back for Japan’s World War II sins.

The bizarre situation was revealed today in the “Korea Times” newspaper.

24-year-old Anri Suzuki studied history at University, holding a Doctorate in the discipline.

Suzuki focused on the Japanese invasion of China, writing the paper, “The History of the Japanese Invasion into China.”

Anri Suzuki said she was so shocked to learn about her nation’s past that it was time to make up for her country’s early 20th century wrongs by giving back, one man at a time.

Anri Suzuki told the Korean Times: “We have to respect history and cannot obliterate it. I want to cure the wounds of Chinese with my body, and I am practicing this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan.”

“I think it is psychological compensation to them. Actually, Chinese students treat me more friendly and comfortably than Japanese.”

Between 1937 and 1945, China and Japan fought the Second Sino-Japanese War, resulting in the deaths of approximately 23 million people, including 18 million civilians.

Japan invaded China in the late 1930’s, the result of a decades-long Japanese imperialist policy aiming to dominate China politically and militarily.

http://newsolio.com/anri-suzuki-adult-film-star-healing-the-wounds-of-ww2-one-man-at-a-time,10589

By shapil• 16 Jun 2010 19:50
shapil

I was a chinese in my previous birth...do i qualify for the old is gold romp?

By anonymous• 16 Jun 2010 19:48
anonymous

we can avail same offer from NATO and US :P

By TheIronHand• 16 Jun 2010 19:43
TheIronHand

Now i wish i was a chinese student in Japan ^^

By anonymous• 16 Jun 2010 19:38
anonymous

Britexpat when will Britain say sorry to us Indians :(

Nobody as thoughtful as Ms Suzuki in Britain :(

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