BORING BORING

THNX A LOT

Ramadan kareem.

nitey nite hun - sweet dreams

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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

- Dr. Seuss

This guy walks into a bar and sees a lady sitting by herself. He goes over and buys her and drink and they chat a while and he leaves with her to go to her place. They are in the middle of having a good time when he hears a noise at the door and she says "It's my husband home for lunch... quick, hide in the closet!" So he does.

He's standing in the closet when he hears this small voice... "Gee, it's dark in here". He looks around trying to find out where it came from when he hears it again... "Gee, it's dark in here..."

He quickly whispers "Shhhh, who are you?"

The little voice says "That's my mommy and daddy out there, gee, it's dark in here, I'm scared, I'm gonna scream."

The man whispers back "No, PLEASE don't scream. I'll give you five dollars if you don't scream."

The little boy answers "Gee, it's dark in here, I'm pretty scared, I'm gonna scream..."

"I'll give you ten dollars if you don't scream."

"Gee, it's dark in here, I'm REALLY scared, I'm gonna scream..."

The guy says "Look kid, here's FIFTY dollars, it's all I have, don't scream."

"Ok." the kid whispers quietly.

So the guy waits in the closet till he hears the husband finish lunch and as soon as he hears the door close he runs out of the closet and jumps out the window and runs down the street. Later that afternoon, the lady is out shopping with her son at the mall when he sees a bike in the toy store window and says to his mom "Gee, I'd REALLY like that bike."

"Sorry, I can't afford to buy you a bike."

The kid says, "That's ok, I can buy it myself, I have fifty dollars."

She pulls him aside and asks him "WHERE did you get fifty dollars?"

"I'll never tell."

"You BETTER tell me where you got that money."

"I'll never tell."

"You must have done something bad to get that money. I'm taking you to church and you can tell the priest how you got that money in confession." So she does.

The little boy is in the confessional and the door closes and he says "Gee, it's dark in here..."

And the priest answers "Now let's not start THAT shit again..."

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

Are you male or female?

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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

- Dr. Seuss

Get cracking people, translate it for us!!!

'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'

A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they did was to put the cat out.

The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots back in. So the husband goes back inside to chase it out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got into the taxi and said, "Sorry I took so long, the stupid thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

the arabic postings are slow - takes time to translate from one language to english then to arabic. Mostly it's all saying the same thing with an occasional 'nee' on the end :P

thanks!

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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

- Dr. Seuss

where is it? post it pleez

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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

- Dr. Seuss

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"

Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

DaRuDe has something funny he wants to post...:D

'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'

got the morbs here on QL? - geez man - did someone die?

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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

- Dr. Seuss

One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water

hole to get some water for cooking dinner.

As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.

"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.

"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been

there for years, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as

I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

that was nice

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

seeing as everyone is posting in Arabic here....

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lol!!

DaR.... sweetie I posted a joke for ya!

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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

- Dr. Seuss

Pleasure and happiness ur here,

Plz post sum jokes now !

Ramadan kareem.

البلداء

Oh be quiet Darude! I'm neither a boring nor bored person! And u know it! So don't try :P

كلّ يوم حوْلَ البلهاء فقط لأن الثّقب

dont try to resemble ur nickname...u can neva be rude..anyways ;)

What can I do...that respected person isnt here!

Ramadan kareem.

I heard you!! :))

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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

- Dr. Seuss

is here go get her to post some jokes.

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Oh ppl...atleast u do sum jokes!...where r u muslim guys gonna pray eid prayer?

Ramadan kareem.

we did not mean u dear

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

I dunno abt all those sayings...but I aint a boring person! ;)

Ramadan kareem.

Corny said it rigth and she herself is an example :D

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This guy is rite..i alrady had fun outside..my legs are aching now...so now im looking for fun in QL..hey darude...why not crack jokes?

Ramadan kareem.

well said .. its true

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

better get ur sleeves up now coz peaceful month has passed by. the traffic wont end till 4am.

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Hmmm...I remember a saying that goes like...

"Bored people are boring people" :P

Darude ....

You really make me laugh with your reply ... u r right every1 is bz for Eid preparation like shopping, going to saloon, car wash etc ... i think Mohammad is looking for fun on the net raher then going out !!!

Shall we arrange online Eid Party >?

Sayed Ali Zakir

Yeah ur rite...just few hours back i was in lulu...damn traffic over there...oof!...PEACEFUL month has come to an end :(

Ramadan kareem.

its nearly midnight and Eid night all are busy preparing themselves for Eid day, so what boring want us to dance for you here or play cartoons :?

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Sealine,,,,

There you can enjoy your holiday but not alone!!!!!!!!