Breaking News: Air Crash Investigation
By Vivo Bonito •
Good morning!!
A US Airways jetliner crashed into New York’s Hudson River after a collision with a flock of birds. Sought for a reaction, outgoing US President George W. Bush said he knew that Al Qaeda had been training geese as a weapon of mass destruction..... =P
I've heard that the 'chic' restaurants in Manhattan now have a new item on their menus; 'Fricassee of Roasted Canada Goose al'a Turbine'.
Seriously though it must have been a terifying experience for all on the aircraft, all credit to the pilot and crew.
that means Tin Tin is not far behind, and I heard he is gay so I guess the Captain really WAS goosed! (or at least his aircraft was)
Look it up in slang dictionary lol
Im sure this will come in Air Crash Investigation on National Geographic in a couple of years .Its very heroic ya know.
All I know, Geese are such a lovely creatures to be a WMD!
And see so that you do not always be called as an 'official hijacker'?
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Let it be a wild goose chase then!
Only 1 point, You neither get a brownie or a goosie. But Pajju may say that you get a free drink at Qube! Thats for 100 points. But I don't believe that.
wish to command here .. if i say somethin some users say that pajju hijacked :(
right you are... doc!
Brit, how did goosie goosie gander become Gandhi?
Alexa, Why can't Che be up there?
Che was a great man. If he has to go to Johannum then may be the CIA thugs who killed him are in heaven!
Aparerently, when getting books for his new Presidential Library, he found a book about Goosie goosie Gandhi and he made the connection..
Their goose is cooked!
Bush misheard "geese" and is now set to invade Greece :o)
Did you Google it first?
What about Che on "The waterscooting diary"!
Ok the case can be divided. The part of the plane under the water Jacque Cousteau gets to investigate but the part which is above the water Closseau will take charge.
now eager to find out when to air on History's Air Crash Investigation channel...
~~Life's Cycle~~~
Very funny, but I'm afraid some conspiracy theorists will take this thread seriously! But seriously also, I'm so happy and relieved for the 155 people on board and those who might have been at risk on the ground. I've taken off from LGA more times that I can count - there's a lotta houses down there!
Mandi
You have the names mixed up.. Since the crash was on water, it is actually Jacques Coussteu who is in charge..
Thomson and Thompson would have fared as well as Clousseau!
So the Kazakhs are guilty. So no more make benifit for them!
GMD says who? "Borat"!
The best geese come from Poland.
err..didnt the pilot saw a flock of geese coming towards there path? how did it happen anyway?
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
Clearly "suicide geese".
Some of the relatives have been found, but they are not talking. Although it was heard that one or two have flown the coop.
The geese were aparently part of the "Migratory Birds against Capitalism", which is a little know anarchist group aligned to Al-Qaeda..
Homeland security have identified the leader, who went head on into the port engine first. His relatives are now being sought for questioning..
Will keep you posted on further developments..
lol is Bush still on that "weapon of mass destruction", is that the only defence word he knows. The sad thing is people will beleive it again.
YA RIGHT....
Time Changes Everything
Amazing, could make out a Discovery channel documentry on this, trust me it will sell!!
LOL... gud One!
Geese of Mas Destruction,
A person who does not speak out against the wrong is a mute devil.