::: CaR OpeRaTinG SySteM :::
Car operating system
Bill's company made software to run a car.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.
Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.
A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"
Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.
In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.
He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.
Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.
A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is performed.
All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill died.
Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell."
Bill pleaded, "I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please."
Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.
Risks...I heard about this Abu Nakhla...
Is the pond is there...
Nathan...
nuthin special man, just planning to visit this Abu Nakhla Pond.... dont know the location :(
thats the world of high techonology! =D
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
Beginnings are usually scary and en
Rizks...GM too you...started the day with your good posting...
Whats up for the weekend...
Nathan...
GM how R ya fella .....
brandylady...good morning...everytime you are taking lot of time for understanding...
Rizks...started the day with good one..
Nice joke...especially the last PC offered was not having ALt+Ctrl+del or else Bill would have "end the task"....LOL..
Brandy lady is like a tube light with normal choke...it takes time to get clicked...heee heeee.
took me a while to understand it....DOH!!!
then realised the meaning, no second chances yes??
LOL! awesome one!
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